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flatlander

A person from a lower elevation in the state of Pennsylvania who delights in visiting (or worse - moving to) higher elevations and ruining the culture, typically in the northcentral part of the state.

Flatlanders think that they can move to the hills, have babies, and the babies are therefore not flatlanders. If a cat crawls into your oven and has a litter, are the offspring cookies?
Go back to Philadelphia, you fucking flatlander.
by Gladnottobeone April 1, 2004
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flatlander is a species of people who live in flatland. Talked about by Edwin Abbott Abbott in his book "flatland". It is a thought experiment about 2 dimensional beings, and their perceptions. A intro to the math subject topography.
A Square is a flatlander, he discovered lineland, and was once visited by A sphere, and was baffled by the 3rd dimension.
by clayton bigsby the fourth November 6, 2017
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flatlander

a person who is so unaware of their surroundings they cannot even function in the world. These people are jokes in life and have no sense of style, coolness or anything of the sort.
Joe: Hey man do u wanna come over and read or something.

Kyle: Bro, are you kidding me, ur a complete flatlander
by tenth dimension March 22, 2009
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A term used by hicks in Vermont, Maine and New Hampshire to describe people who come from other states; usually a negative connotation used by hicks because they are envious that people from others states know how to make money and can't realize that you won't make cash worth a barrel of shit on a farm or a gas station out in the woods.
Flatlanders know how to live. Get a life, you damn hicks.
by idonthavaname September 23, 2006
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Flatlander

one who does not usually drive on mountain roads
Learn how to drive flatlander!
by Gulbur November 5, 2012
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Flatlanders

A term from people of higher elevations used against people if lower elevations such as cities. Most Flatlanders travel to the higher country for sometimes a week at a time to shoot deer with their "Flatlanders Special" (30-06). Flatlanders often get angry for no reason and miss deer.
"Hey Bren look, the Flatlanders followed us home because we were going 45 in a 35! Must have missed some deer this morning..."
by archeryhunter16 November 27, 2017
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