Flat Earther

A severe mental disorder where someone struggles with geometry and believes, as you can tell from the name, that the earth is, in fact, flat.
I spanked a Flat Earther for being dumb.
by BoxEarth November 13, 2018
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flat earther

a person who does not accept or is out of touch with the realities/ beliefs of modern times;

one who blatantly dismisses/ disagrees with common knowledge or scientific findings.
Joe doesn't even believe the planet is round, or that we landed on the moon... he's a flat earther.
by G-Money12321 November 10, 2013
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Flat earther

An imbecile who was dropped on their head as a baby multiple times or divorced people who want to die
Yo that bitch is a flat earther. She tried to talk to me yesterday and I think I lost a brain cell
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flat-earther

One who believes in the theory of flat earths, perhaps as a result of having either a flat head or flat testicles.
Two flat-earther astronauts go into space.

"Look dude, we're orbiting a blue pancake!"
"Holy fuck! That's a funny ball-shaped pancake!"
by masterblaster01 January 17, 2018
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Flat Earther

An utter moron who thinks that the Earth is flat. It is often difficult to sway them into thinking that the Earth is actually round. They often make YouTube videos about their 'proof' that the Earth is flat, which is often debunked by people that know Science.

NOTE: Despite what facts you state, they will refuse to believe you and say 'You've been converted.' or 'NASA is lying to you.'
Person 1: "Hey, look at that guy, he's a flat earther!"
Person 2: "Yeah, what a bafoon."
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Flat Earther

Someone who thinks earth is a disk; Another definition is a mentally challenged person
The Karen down the street is a flat earther
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flat earther

A separate line of the genus homo sapiens (Humans) who believe that earth is flat. They lack in comprehension and learning skills seeing they believe earth is flat which is of course WRONG.
Random people in the internet: Earth is actually flat, get your facts right.
Me: Hahahahaha, flat earther are stupid
by deathlol November 15, 2017
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