flat spot

longboard terminology for a flat worn away spot on the wheal of your longboard as a result of a highspeed slide

i was totaly going like, 30k! but then i pulled a sick slide and i flat spoted my wheals

by iron manxfb July 28, 2006

flat squad

a group of girls who have no ass or boobs and are considered flat.

Here comes jane, sally, and lisa the flat squad.

by jamal February 14, 2005

Flat Stanley

When an obese woman lies on top of a skinny man during sex. This results in a flattening of the man, slowly crushing his bones and compressing his organs. The man is then sent around the country in an envelope. Old people and retards take pictures with him at national landmarks.

When Sue and Fred have sex they do the Flat Stanley. Fred usually ends up in the hospital to have his lungs refilled. He's been told he only has a month to live.

by ghett0d3ana May 7, 2010

Flat Stanley

1) A Boner
2) A children's Book from the '60's from which the term got it's name.

*Note that the term can be used two ways, to refer to a boner, or to address one.
1) I was sitting in math and got a major flat stanley.
2) Hi flat stanley, do you wanna come out and play?

by CJ McMastaKewlio February 10, 2009

lie-flat seat

An airline seat that offers a recline of at or near 180 degrees, but the angle of the seat is not parallel to the floor, rather a slant towards the floor. These seats are offered by many airlines' long-haul Business Class flights.

Singapore Airlines has defined the standards of a lie-flat seat.

by tripper December 6, 2004

Flat squared

When a girl has a "flat" chest and butt.

Also written as flat^2

"Bro is that a dude?"
"Nah she's just flat squared"

by Clean up Kenny June 4, 2016

flat squirrel

One who is indecisive.

Come on, dude! Don't be a flat squirrel.

by Abbieiscool November 24, 2016