Flasterbate

Accidently or purposefully flatulating while masterbating. Defined at Neven's Pond, Keith County, NE.

Keenan: Man I farted while beating it.
Phil: Dude, don't flasterbate in the lodge.

by D.J. French Toast August 25, 2008

Flated

The state of an object either before being deflated or after being inflated.

Air mattress: object is at maximum effectiveness after inflation and is fulled flated.

by Dr Richard Vanderlow January 5, 2009

fasted

v. 1 to get destroyed and humiliated utterly; OWNED. 2. the act of utilizing something.

Origin: from Mplayer Team Fortress online gaming. Started by members of MOB, Massive Threat, otz, etc.

"Sleazy got fasted up the hard."

"Gringo's BBC fasted multiple victims last night...repeatedly."

by Taimaishu May 24, 2004

Flasterbation

Masterbating with your flab and then you cum out of your belly button ( Only gingers can do it )

Flasterbation is really fun

by Flasterbator2k6 May 24, 2013

flasterbag

Stupid, lonely, friend that doesn't do anything.

He is just a flasterbag since he doesn't reply to my text messages.

by BLAHBLAHBLACKSHEEP1234 January 27, 2017

Flashed

To immediately, uncontrollably projectile vomit when exposed to a scenario so revolting that one's innards rush for the proverbial Fire Exit, i.e one's mouth.

When he saw the Hamburger Lady: no arms, no legs, remaining torso and head with 4th degree burns, though a trained trauma physician, he flashed on the floor, sending vomit bouncing back up to the bed on which her moaning body lay.

by LiquidLiquid June 8, 2015

flashed

(magic) To inadvertently show how you did a trick.

Dave inadvertently flashed his potatoes before he lifted the cups, so his audience wasn't surprised when he made them appear.

by Oscar MacGorden May 16, 2012