ass fandangler

(noun) 1. One who likes to engage in anal olympics; a turd burglar; one who will give you cornrows on your crack, because they nasty like that.

2. A butt monkey; one who has an unhealthy fetish for the chocolate starfish.

3. One who collects cocoa pebbles (ewwwww)

Yeah man, she is fine as hell, but she's an ass fandangler and I don't get down like that.

by The Bald Head Assassin July 29, 2006

fajangled

a polite way of saying fucked up, f.u.b.a.r, messed up, disheveled

i was in a work meeting and the orator was giving a presentation.. he forgot his laptop and thumb drive.. the whole thing was completely FAJANGLED

by iamgodly August 3, 2009

Fandangle

1) To be robbed or screwed over by another party.

2) To join a session without telling the members that you don't have weed to pitch.

"My professor totally fandangled me out of that A on my paper!"

"Damn man, that guy just totally fandangled his way into the session."

Damn man, that guy just totally fandangled his way into the session.

by Claypac June 4, 2011

Fandangle

To do eveything *but* have sex with some one, normally during a night of drunken passion whereby the act is practically impossible

"Did you shag that bird last night mate? You were pretty wasted"
"Nah, it was just a quick fandangle and then I threw up all over her clothes, she left pretty sharpish"

by Soar November 11, 2008

fandangleberry

Most commonly used in it's shortened form fandan

Get tae - ya fandangleberry.

by thespid September 18, 2007

fandangler

A perpetrator of one-upmanship.

A "fandangler" shows off to prove they are better in sports, gaming or academics; this typicallyoccurs right after someone has done something of note e.g. asked a question in class, shared a study guide with the class, scored a point in a game or landed a trick on a skateboard.The fandangler will immediately ask a more pointed question to show thier superior intellect, send out a better study guide, boast about their scoring, or proceed to do a more impressive trick on a skateboard. Fandaglers do this to prove their superiority to others who may be watching or to the one-upped.

John emails out a helpful study guide to his med school class, and gunner Jane immediately fires back with another email to the class containig a "better" study guide.

by the one-upped September 24, 2012

Flamdangled

Flamdangled:
To be classed as being under the influence of da weed and not being compus mentus.

Was at a partay last nite and had so much smoke.... I was flamdangled beyond belief!

by cuz1974 May 15, 2009