Flagellan

Discovering stuff, but in a roundabout/meandering/gooey/semi-tard way. A moniker for an exploratory, but inaccurate and possibly clumsy person. Can also be used like a verb. A combination of the verb "to flagellate" and the explorer Magellan.

I was a total Flagellan as I made my through the unfamiliar neighborhood.

I flagellan-ed through the huge mall, unsure where I was going.

by bl4cksh33p February 7, 2010

flagella

What i am going to do to Nickel's face...

I'll flagella your face

by dave October 20, 2003

self flagellation

To beat ones meat or bean

He / she was self flagellation with gusto.

by xxxx69xxxx November 9, 2017

Flagellant

Somthing that is extremely gay, anal and sassy.

Wow, that guy is flagellant.

by Jumper5 April 19, 2003

Self flagellation

Does the definition of the word "Flagellation" make "Self" redundant?

Iam "I know I tend to engage in self flagellation but it isn't as bad for me as you think it is. I have that scar tissue build up so it doesn't really hurt. Don't beat yourself up so much."

Hym "Holy shit!"

Iam "What?"

Hym "If we had more empathy we would die! Is our lack of empathy keeping us alive!?"

Iam "I don't know..."

Hym "I probably would have killed us. What is the link between trait agreeableness and suicidality? I would imagine being high in neuroticism would have an affect on it. I was just positing this the other day. That being low in trait agreeableness ameliorates the the negative effects of being high in trait neuroticism."

Iam "You would have killed me!?"

Hym "If I could kill you without killing me I would do it. Shut up. I'm talking about me here."

by Hym Iam April 25, 2022

Flagella fuck

Doing a person between the scrunchi and the head in a ponytail.

I am going to Flagella fuck her

by B0rne May 26, 2008

flagellaunts

The fine art of taunting by flagellants.

Little did the home crowd realize, the visiting spectator was destroying them by flagellaunts.

by ErikL November 21, 2010