Fagcident

When you unknowingly become romantically involved with a homosexual of the opposite sex.

I was dating this fool and he totally ended up being gay. Total fagcident!

by kobestatusawwyayuhh March 30, 2011

Frackcident

An accident involving Fracking.

Thanks to the "Halliburton Loophole" created by Dick Cheney more and more "Frackcidents" continue to occur nationwide.

by Deja DeMoss May 20, 2013

Flaccideous

A combination of the words "flaccid" and "hideous" used to describe a whole new level of ugly (women). The condition of (a woman) being so hideous, the sight of her makes most mens' erections deflate into a useless flap.

"Damn dude, have you seen Amy Winehouse lately? She is looking flaccideous!"

by om3g@ October 9, 2008

laccident

Unplanned nipple leakage

'Laccident' brings together the independent 'lactate' and 'accident' in a single, wonderful entry.

The slight discolorations on her shirt made it clear; this was not Alice's first laccident.

by Remington Z. January 5, 2008

Blaccident

An automobile accident involving/caused by an afro-american due to poor driving ability, takes place daily in most urban areas.

Driver: Hey that's why traffic was so slow. There was an accident.

Passenger: No sir! There were negroes involved. That's a blaccident.

Driver: You're a racist!

Passenger: yes, yes I am.

by Seamus MacFarland O'Toole December 9, 2011

flopcident

When injuries, spills, accidents and incidents causing any type of mess that requires cleaning with napkins, towels, etc. during the commission of an active flop.

We need antibiotic ointment, paper towels and duct tape in the other room for this flopcident.

by Moon_Pie_004 April 22, 2011

fatccident

Un-noticed at first or accidental weight gain, which leads to your fatness preventing you from doing something

"Hey where's Dylan? This pool party is awesome!"
"He had a fatccident and couldn't do up his swimming shorts so he's not coming"

by deelun January 16, 2012