Flasturbate

To masturbate while having a flaccid penis.

Devon: That was a great flasturbation session.
Gary: How do you even manage to flasturbate?

by Flasty December 22, 2014

Flapsturbation

The act of masturbating a penis that never gets hard.

I jerked my ween for like, 2 hours last night, but in the end it was just flapsturbation, as it never got hard.

by Steven Spoilerg February 3, 2015

Flasturbate

A verb, meaning to masturbate at speeds exceeding 55 mph. If you ever masturbated in a moving car or on an airplane that was not Flasturbating. It was masturbating in a car or an airplane. Flasturbation has to do with the speed of you hand.

The flash doesn't masturbate, he flasturbates.

by Seuse November 29, 2003

fasturbate

the act of pleasuring oneself quickly so that they can get off before their roommates come back.

"Dude, why are you so sweaty?"

"While you were in the bathroom, I felt the need to fasturbate."

by CasimirdaGreat October 28, 2012

flatsturbate

when you fart while masturbating

I try not to flatsturbate cuz it ruins the pleasure

by Faceless Alison September 12, 2016

flashturbate

when you accidentally flashbang yourself playing call of duty

" I was playing MW3 online the other day and I tried to throw a flashbang through a window but it bounced back and I totally flashturbated myself hard

by MrPickleTickler January 1, 2012

fratsturbate

The act of boosting your self confidence with fellow members of your fraternity

Ex 1 : Sam decided not to go out by fear of rejection, he fratsturbated instead
Ex 2 : Sam, nobody wants you here, go back to fratsturbating.

fraternity fratboy frat

by MrRock151 October 8, 2016