fiarrhea

Excrement from the anus usually caused by the digestion of spicy foods. The fecal matter is characterized by a diarrhea-like consistency and results in a burning sensation of varying degree on or around the anus. Particularly unpleasant when mixed with a hangover.

I got the fiarrhea from that spicy shit I ate after going to the bar last night

by Mikesasage January 11, 2006

Firehea

Extremely hot diarrhea that burns your anus on the way out. Usually the result of eating spicy Mexican food, followed by a long night of drinking.

Dude my anus is burning, I've had Firehea all morning!

by Gaysofthunder69 September 29, 2011

Firearrhea

Firearrhea is the explosive result of having too much tequila from a plastic bottle, Popov, and boxed wine (using the wine as a chaser). Then, someone gets the brilliant idea to order Hungry Howies and put copious amounts of hot sauce on the pizza that people would ask very stereotypical things such as, "would you like any pizza with that hot sauce? durr hurr".

For added laughter, one could give a drunk person who engaged in such firearrhea-inducing activities a chocolate laxative. This is only done to ensure that the drunk person gets the full firearrhea experience.

Brid: Holy Hell, I just DESTROYED the toilet at work. Seriously, I think I just melted some porcelain just now.

(upon walking into the bathroom)

Boss: It smells like firearrhea in here.. Or at least singed pubic hairs.

by JeffJonezZz November 9, 2009

Firrehea

When you have diarrhea so bad your ass is on fire.

Hey dude my buttcheeks are so chapped cuz I have firrehea

by Jerky Boys February 4, 2013

Fierrhea

When one's ass is on fire due to eplosive diarrhea usually taking place the morning after an extremley spicy meal.

Those chicken wings gave me fierrhea so bad my husband could hear me screaming downstairs. "Oh fuck! My ass-hole is on fire!"

by Jezzibelle Turnip July 30, 2011

firedreaming

When you're up in the mountains around the camp fire and the person you have a crush on is over grinding on someone else's special place. Instead of saying "screw it" and moving on, you sit alone on a log staring into the fire, reflecting on everything in your life that sucks, whether it's relevant or not. Eventually someone will come over and ask you if you are OK, and give you some random advice that you will really appreciate and remember forever.

"Hey man, saw you over here firedreaming. I just wanted to say I know what's bothering you, and it's not worth it. This is the best fucking time of your life, start enjoying it."

by former firedreamer April 21, 2008

tirerrhea

Pronounced "Tire-re-ah": A large chuck of dirty ice that has frozen inside the wheel well of your car after a drive through snow or slush. Eventually dropping off like a large turd in your driveway or the street.

Coined in 1987 by a contest caller to WHYN-AM radio in Springfield Mass.

I cant turn my front wheels!

Kick that lump of tirerrhea out of there, ya moron.

by Al Peterson January 18, 2008