forking out

Literally means to leave.

Derives from the Mid-Western phrase "Put a fork in me because I am done".

Laura: "Alright, I am forking out."

Jeremy: "Okay, I'll see you tomorrow."

by JeremyH February 7, 2008

florking

The act of listening to My Chemical Romance whilst speeding down a road

Inspiring by the trailer on YouTube for their new album "Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys" and the CAPTCHAs that appear in the comment box after you've posted too many comments. "Florking" was the word in the CAPTCHA box for the video and certain members of the MCRmy have given it this definition.

I would've gone into work today but I was busy florking on I-95 to "Na Na Na"!

by rockrgrl4ever15 September 25, 2010

forking

sticking forks into someone's yard - usually forms words or pictures
-yard grafitti
can be used to laugh at a friend or to piss off an enemy

"We were bored last night, so we forked my ex-boyfriend"

by s9xss23h86q5 August 15, 2004

forking

1. sexual intercourse, especially missionary or anal sex. Coined as the likely consequence of spooning.

2. sticking plastic dinner forks into someone's yard in the dead of night, similar to teepeeing or hotdogging.

1. while Jordan imagined he and Julia's spooning turning into forking, he found himself sporking her, and hastily switched to knifing.

2. Jordan had to run from Julia's angry dad when he was spotted forking their manicured front lawn.

by Jezloop October 17, 2008

forking

a word to use instead of fucking

omg jenny you forking whore

by belle 4 dai <3333 March 15, 2008

Forking

Kind of like spooning. but the person on the outside takes their leg and put it across their partener.

"wanna spoon?"
"Bitch no i wanna fork"

"I'd rather be spooning"
"ACCEPT THAT YOURE FORKING!"

by who-likes-cheese-i-do! March 4, 2009

Forking

Verb (for-king): The act of simultaneously penetrating one or more sexual orifices with multiple phallic objects. Most commonly performed during MMF threesomes, but can be performed in solo, couple, and homosexual sex acts.

See Double Penetration.

Keith: Man we were forking that bitch all night.

Jimmy: Yeah, we forked her good.

That Bitch: Can we do some more forking?

by The Shadow Man March 18, 2011