Definitions by Jezloop

forking 

1. sexual intercourse, especially missionary or anal sex. Coined as the likely consequence of spooning.

2. sticking plastic dinner forks into someone's yard in the dead of night, similar to teepeeing or hotdogging.

1. while Jordan imagined he and Julia's spooning turning into forking, he found himself sporking her, and hastily switched to knifing.

2. Jordan had to run from Julia's angry dad when he was spotted forking their manicured front lawn.

forking by Jezloop October 17, 2008

hotdogging 

1. stabbing frozen hotdogs into a person's yard in the dead of night, so that come morning they will have thawed and become messy and difficult to remove. Similar to, but messier than, forking.

2. placing one's penis between one's partners buttocks, or having one's partner's penis placed between one's buttocks (but involving no penetration). So named for the perceived similarity to a "wiener" between two "buns".

1. Jordan got Julia's dad back for chasing him the week before by hotdogging his front lawn.

2. Sometimes while spooning Julia thought she could feel an erection from Jordan, and would happily imagine themselves hotdogging.

hotdogging by Jezloop October 17, 2008