Finagle 

Say fuckin ona lame ass brain...???

“Aye look at this rgt here Issa leopard...”
“What we in career jet”
“What I can’t here u”
“Ooooo penis”
“Ooooo PENIS”
“Ooo PPPENIS”

FINAGLE HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Finagle by OneNippiKid May 24, 2021

finagle 

What you do with a bagel.

"I'm hungry."
"You should go finagle a bagel!"
"Good call, brosef!"

finagle by Jack324 October 11, 2007

finagle 

1. The act of nagling.
2. Weezling yoru way into a girls bed room
3. Sneaking into a movie
4. Hooking up with your friends little sister
5. "Poofing" when yoru ex-girlfriend want you to come over and your hanging out with your friends
6. Trying to hook up with every girl in Europe
7. Trying to hook up with every girl in the Malibu Inn in one night without them finding out about each other.

"Eirk, Reed, Jonny, Taco, and Loserman are all finaglers."

finagle by The Tac July 16, 2003

Anal Finglering 

A police procedure wherein a quartet of officers surround, subdue, and anally "pester" a fifth individual (usually another officer, or a birthday clown). The act of Anal Finglering has become controversial in recent years, but with the disclusion of clowns it has seen a resurgence in most large precincts. Anal Finglering differs from common "anal fingering" in that it is a group activity utilizing professional entertainers.

The Otero County Sherriff's Department has been chosen to hold the annual joint Police/ATF/FBI/Cirque Du Soleil Anal Finglering Consortium and Potluck this year. Don't foget your butter and your nightsticks!!!

Anal Finglering by The Goddess Bunny October 8, 2008

The Frazier Finagle 

The Act of Swindling and Deceiving Feeble Minded Individuals using ONLY Deceitful Maneuvering, and Shady Tactics. Also referred to as "The Double Dip", The Frazier Finagle can only be Accomplished by Continuously staying 1 step ahead of the Swindled, all the while appearing to be 1 or more steps behind...unbeknownst to all others, not only have you secured a significantly larger earnings for yourself, you have also Raped and Defiled the innocence and purity of a Gullible yet FAR inferior opponent and or Foe

"That Racist Joke Couldnt have come at a better time, not only did he Pay for our entire dinner that night but he continued to appologize all night ultimately ending with him Bribing me with Those Tickets for the Packers Game that are Sold out. Funny Thing is im not Even Black, Chalk one Up to The Frazier Finagle"

Im Broke From Spending all My Money on Drugs buts if i act sad Cause my Grandma is in the Hospital and play it like i dont Feel like Going out The Frazier Finagle Should should force my friends into getting me Drunk with there money and feeling good about themselves for doing so

The Frazier Finagle by Fatty Deuce December 17, 2011

finagled 

drunk to the point of incoherence, slurring, stumbling, lack of depth perception, diminished sexual standards, nonexistent inhibitions, and possible acts of regurgitation, blacking out, and making bad decisions.

"Susie was finagled last night!"

"Jerome wasn't just trashed last night, he was finagled!"
"If I wasn't so finagled I wouldn't have fucked that fat chick."
"I'm so finagled im going to go streaking."

finagled by apple_jaxxss December 18, 2009

Finagle My Bagel 

When a girl eats a bagel with whitefish spread off your cock while blowing you.

Jeremy went home with Dorothy after synagogue. Dorothy went into the kitchen to prepare a bagel with whitefish spread for Jeremy. Upon completion he demanded, "Finagle My Bagel!"

Finagle My Bagel by Chester Jr August 1, 2010