Filter

An intangilbe device that determines which thoughts to actually say out loud to another human being.

"My sister says some dumb shit, she was born without a filter."

by Benbejammin August 17, 2008

Filter

To empty the tank...to let the boys go swimming... I’m talking about jacking your dick ladies and gentlemen. When a man gets backed up, he needs to filter, to get out with the old, and bring in the new. Without filtering you’d get prostate cancer.

I love to filter!!!

by STEPMOMPINGASRRR December 18, 2018

filters

underwear; briefs; panties

The Martha & The Muffins song off the _This Is The Ice Age_ album from the early 1980's entitled "Boy Without Filters" might have been the genesis of the term. Also one needs to include the image and function of cigarette filters and coffee filters.

What they're filtering is left up to the user: gas, sweaty ball odor, snatch stench, overpowering sexual passion, etc.

I gotta buy some new filters. The elastic's shot on this pair.

by Chris February 7, 2005

No filter

To pull down your pants and fart, removing the filtering provided by clothing.

Brandon walked up to Daniel and dropped a no filter at his desk.

by Adern May 25, 2008

Filtering

The act of drinking an alcoholic beverage through a prostitute's used (and still warm) underwear.

Dan got extremely pissed and contracted oral herpes after filtering a pint of beer.

by Filter-Boys December 15, 2008

Filtering

Getting through the traffic with your motorcycle

He cuts me off from filtering

by Lobolupo April 1, 2017

Filtered

When something(person, situation, story) is essentially made to, or even edited to seem not as bad as it is. Extremely similar to being fake.

She was so filtered, she acted like it wasn't that big of a deal to see her ex when he still clearly wants to be with her and then lied about it.

by Hannigramn January 2, 2017