fettler

Strictly speaking, a fettler is one who "Grinds and sands ceramic products". However, in a modern day context, we have come accept the term as meaning: one who engages in unsanitory or socially unacceptable practices, such as molestation of young boys and generally caressing things that ought not to be caressed.

- "Did you see that dirty Baz in't park 't other day? He looked like a right bleedin fettler!"
- "Yeh"
or
- "Jeez look at that strumpet on the way to club Corporation, she's asking for a proper fettlin"
- "Yeh"

by Alex n Will September 28, 2006

fettle

to fuck.
to fuck an ugly girl.

It comes from the steel industry originaly, as it means 'to scrape the slag out of furnaces'.

i fettled that bitch lastnight. she was nasty.

by funnily conical February 17, 2005

Fettle

To have a long drawn out state of painful horrid vomiting, through drinking/smoking too much. often ending in the person fettling (the fettle-ee, or fettlemonster) passing out and sleeping in a puddle of their own vomit

Me: dude are you alright you look like you're going to fettle
Alex: no...i feel allright.....*hurrrrgh!!* i take it back, fetch the bucket

by Mr.Truddleswick October 16, 2005

fettled

fettled or when you fettle is the act of somebody throwing up or pukeing,

eg: jimmy had a whole 3 blunts to himself then he fettled everywhere

by EcHo_Atlas October 26, 2017

Fettle

To resign oneself to defeat in the face of little or no obstacle

"how did the interview go?"
"Aboslute shite, I couldn't even remember my name, really fettle"

by Anonymous July 21, 2003

fettle

to let the fat settle

"Oh man i ate too much, i need to get my fettle on."

by sidsloth November 2, 2008

fettoter

Someone who always goes for the smooth talking with the ladies, and succeeds after not giving up, ever. And after staying more sober than the rest of you.
It is (Northern) Norwegian and literally translates into "Pussy otter".

Look at that fettoter. He's gonna score again, that dirty bastard.

by Similiar January 12, 2017