fusticated

Ref: The Simpsons
The haze of confusion experinced by 'old folks'. Like confused only more acute and just for oldies.

'i'm not fusticated, i'm 96 you know' *wags finger*

by Mark Jones January 22, 2004

Fisticated

Fancy; complex

That sounds pretty fisticated.

by TehIncredible April 12, 2011

fastibation

Masterbating at great haste.

I only had 5 minutes so I decided to fastibate.

by vectus October 27, 2003

festivate

To get festive, to get in the Holiday Spirit.

"I'm tired of all of you pooh-poohing the office Holiday Party. They'll have free booze and food! C'mon, it's time to festivate!"

by Aubrey Sabala December 1, 2006

festibal

1. Devinian slang for "moron" or "idiot."

2. A mentally retarded human or animal.

"Dick Cheney mistook his friend for an animal and shot him on a hunting trip!"

"That's silly! What a festibal!"

by Devin J. Green January 8, 2008

Fosticate

To be burning up because of heat.

Overly hot in temperature, hyperthermic.

“I’m so hot I’m about to fosticate.”

by WhyDidWeDoThis November 29, 2019

Fustigate

to be beaten with a stick until close to death

to be fustigated would be extremely painful

by murrrr April 26, 2012