A sport consisting mainly of sweat and tears. The minority of fencers do manage to get into an amazing college and have generally good lives. Don't mess with a fencer, there's a good chance they'll stab/slash you to death.
by coolclutz February 28, 2015
Get the fencing mug.A more advanced form of a sword fight (where to men fight with their dicks) two men stand 7 metres apart with all of their clothes off and a ref starts the match. The goal is to score the most points by slamming it with their dick. The asshole is worth 50, mouth 25, and the balls are with 10 each
by Yeetskeeter January 30, 2019
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A sex position that minimizes transmission during Covid19. The 2 partners lay down head-to-toe while wearing facemasks and use their arms to reach out for the other person's genitals, thus keeping their faces about 6 feet apart. Resembles the Olympic sport of fencing because of the masks and outstretched arms.
Man: Want to come over to my place tonight? We can have some fun.
Woman: But it's still dangerous because of Coronavirus!
Man: We'll be careful. Just fencing. I promise.
Woman: But it's still dangerous because of Coronavirus!
Man: We'll be careful. Just fencing. I promise.
by L'Etranger#2 June 17, 2020
Get the fencing mug.by Fuzzyisagroovydude October 22, 2013
Get the Fencing mug.Fencing is a pseudo-sport where college-age, predominantly virgin male anime fags meet to attempt to learn some sort of ancient art of sword fighting. They will tell you they do it for the competition and athleticism involved, but the truth is that they think it's super awesome to be a sword fighter, which might actually be true if common college fencing clubs actually helped you in any way learn the art of swordplay (the art of killing), not the art of getting points for whacking your friends with a stick.
Fencing is one of those activities that might have been a cooler thing to get into if it hadn't been taken over by geeks and nerds (pretty much the same thing has happened to karate and other forms of martial arts in the last few years). Most of them think that when the zombie apocalypse happens they'll be fighting off hordes of zombies with real swords while fellow survivors look on in awe at their amazing display of dexterity and physical prowess. The fact of the matter is that by trying to fight at close range, these wannabe sword masters will be the first to get overrun and bitten, leaving their smarter friends who brought guns to either save them or make the mercy shot.
Fencing is one of those activities that might have been a cooler thing to get into if it hadn't been taken over by geeks and nerds (pretty much the same thing has happened to karate and other forms of martial arts in the last few years). Most of them think that when the zombie apocalypse happens they'll be fighting off hordes of zombies with real swords while fellow survivors look on in awe at their amazing display of dexterity and physical prowess. The fact of the matter is that by trying to fight at close range, these wannabe sword masters will be the first to get overrun and bitten, leaving their smarter friends who brought guns to either save them or make the mercy shot.
An actual conversation I had at the gym with one of my friends who got into fencing:
Me: "Hey man, what's up?"
Him: "Not much, just going to fencing club, you should come."
Me: "Nah man, I'm just here to work out, after that I've gotta get over to the labs to work on some stuff for a project."
Him: "Dude, you're a fucking pussy for not coming to fencing!"
Me: "What the hell man, you're a fucking pussy for not working out for real. Have fun beating sticks together with a bunch of other sweaty dudes."
Me: "Hey man, what's up?"
Him: "Not much, just going to fencing club, you should come."
Me: "Nah man, I'm just here to work out, after that I've gotta get over to the labs to work on some stuff for a project."
Him: "Dude, you're a fucking pussy for not coming to fencing!"
Me: "What the hell man, you're a fucking pussy for not working out for real. Have fun beating sticks together with a bunch of other sweaty dudes."
by RC_rep October 3, 2010
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Get the Fencing mug.The three-fingered act of stimulating the Vagina and/or the Anus. Fencing is a two-person exercise, usually, but not always necessarily completed by a male to a female. The giver raises one hand into the air in a fencing motion to maximise stimulation and final climatic convulsion.
"Hey what was going on last night at the party?"
"I don't know but I walked in on Andy fencing Amy, I tell you that guy deserves a Gold Medal"
"Whoa!"
"Bro you should check out my fencing technique! If there were judges I'd get allllll 10s!"
"NICEEEE"
"All riiiiiight"
"I don't know but I walked in on Andy fencing Amy, I tell you that guy deserves a Gold Medal"
"Whoa!"
"Bro you should check out my fencing technique! If there were judges I'd get allllll 10s!"
"NICEEEE"
"All riiiiiight"
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