Faster than the speed of nut

When events are taking place at an incredibly fast pace, similar to when a man is having sex and ejaculates much ealier than expected.

"How are they moving in together already? Their relationship is moving faster than the speed of nut!"

by Monkey Jane January 12, 2017

Honey, I never drive faster than I can see

Telling your girlfriend you'll never cheat on her.

"Oh, sure; your roommate is adorable... but. Honey, I never drive faster than I can see."

by JormanThoad September 1, 2017

Go Fasters

USMC jargon used to refer to the piece of shit sneakers issued in Marine Corps recruit training.

GO FASTERS ON YOUR FEET.....DEEP........MOVE

by desert garbage August 14, 2009

Fitster

A branch of the Hipster genus which utilizes exercise, and healthy eating habits, at the expense of cigarettes, to maintain an emaciated figure. Fitsters are also known to consume locally grown foods, and expensive fruit smoothies at the end of a 20 mile bike ride or run.

Local fitsters, Charles and Diane questioned the effort of Wolf Parade's second album as they devoured the arugala and golden beet salads they awarded themselves with post work out.

by Tehbias May 17, 2010

Tennessee Go Faster

Ugly things put on a car by a redneck or wigger such as chrome or decals. Rednecks and wiggers act as if such things make their cars go faster. Often found on a ricer.

Billy Joe Jim Bob has an old 1988 Honda ricer that he loaded up with chrome and silly decals. That old klunker is plastered with Tennessee Go Faster and it still sucks. That dumb chav has more junk on his beater than he wears around his neck.

by PMax March 12, 2008

Fattervention

Having an intervention specifically for the purpose of telling the food abuser that they are getting fat and need to slim down.

Jenny has really been eating a lot and not going to the gym. As her friends we are responsible for throwing her a fattervention.

Yo ass is geting hella big...We need to have a fattervention

by Adonis Boise March 29, 2010

Fasterd

A combination of the words fat and basterd. Which is similar to "Fitch" witch is a combination of fat and bitch.

"Hey cuz, look at that FASTERD over there ordering 15 orders of french fries, what a fasterd."

by DonMega54 May 16, 2010