The Farmer

a person who does well with the baby girls by planting the seeds at the appropriate time, letting the crops grow until they are ripe for the picking, the reaps the bounty or booty in this case, just to wait till next year seedlings need planted for a new crop of baby girls to be seeded, ripe for the picking, and harvested once again, cycle repeats
Jim is quite the Farmer, a baby girl came in the club, he dissed her after she smarted off, he said your loss. Next time when her and her friends came in he bought them shots and ended up back at their house for a night of sweet loving. Some say the greatest Farmer of all time
by Jeff Dailey July 19, 2008
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The Farmer

The farmer is when a man cums into a woman's butthole and presses her checks together while the cum slowly comes out like a cow getting milked.
That man just performed the farmer to that poor girl dressed up like Hillary Clinton.
by Avery Bennet October 22, 2007
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Farmer

A hard working individual whom may be male or female. Provides food for everyone. They work 24hours a day normally from a very young age. A dangerous and selfless occupation to which all should be thankful.
ME!
May be Male OR Female. I am a teenage female farmer.
by Farmgirl April 26, 2012
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Farmering

The act of being a farmer. Not to be confused with farming which is what farmers do.
John: Hey Steve! Guess what I did this weekend.
Steve: What?
John: Farmering like a boss!
by grigs August 09, 2012
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Farmer

1. A hard-working individual who grows food and raises animals
2. Slang for penis
1. See that farmer? Respect him.
2. That creep wants to see my farmer.
by hototreeyay April 25, 2015
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Farmered

Getting wasted watching Farmer Wants a Wife.

Effects of alcohol and drugs may be amplified by the excitement of watching Farmer Wants a Wife.
What the fuck happened on last weeks episode?
I was pretty much farmered after the first ad break.
by Natalie Gruzlewski February 01, 2011
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Farmer

A professional footballer who is:
(1) Rugged in appearance (usually bearded)
(2) Severely technically limited

(3) Defined by their hard work, bastardry and extreme nationalism which makes up for their lack of fitness or ability
(5) Likely to be toiling in the fields for a living when not playing football
Fucking hell I can’t believe England have just lost to Iceland, they’re just a bunch of farmers mate!
by UTGParker July 03, 2018
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