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faithfucc 

A faithfucc (pronounced "faith-fuck") is a person who is commited ("faith") to the person who they are in a relationship with. In being so commited, they do not fuck ("fucc") anyone else while in this said "faithful relationship."
Him: baby i'm so scared to love you. I've been hurt so badly too many times by females *sob*

Her: baby it's okay!! You don't have to worry about a thing!! I'm your faithfucc all the way.
faithfucc by lizrrdmama0392 April 2, 2009
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fantafuckingtabulous 

Adjective: to describe in a somewhat sarcastic manner an event/object/person that/who is supposed to be fantastic and fabulous but has failed to meet your expectations
Suzie: so, Carla, how was the show last night??
Carla: it was fantafuckingtabulous... the lead singer couldn't sing and the drummer wasn't even remotely attractive. i'm so disappointed..

Fatfuckatidous

An extremely deadly and rare disease attracted at birth, the name says it all. There is currently no cure for this disease.
I was born with fatfuckatidous and I feel ashamed.

cold faithful 

Blowing your visibly-steaming load outside in the winter-time, like when you get your cock sucked on a ski-lift.
Something that everyone should try.
cold faithful by Da Man July 16, 2004

Fitzfuckhead 

-This is for everyone who is a dumb fuckin retarded piece of shit who enjoy the act of diarrhea fucking and being a total fucking fagfuck in life.

- fucked in the head to the extent that you're almost sexually retarded
-That little shitbag is a fucking FITZFUCKHEAD

-That fag fucks his own shit! he's such a FITZFUCKHEAD
Fitzfuckhead by BHSSucks231 December 2, 2009
Faithful is a girl who can look like an African Magic wife sometimes. A Faithful usually has long, full and black natural hair. Some Faithfuls don’t really have good dentition (just some of them) . Faithfuls have the body of a model and has her moments where she looks very beautiful. Faithfuls are commonly smart, talkatives and can sleep anywhere. She knows every Chioma Jesus song there is. Everyone for sure needs a Faithful in their life.
You need a Chioma Jesus classmate like Faithful
Faithful by Madame Special February 22, 2019

'ol faithful 

When you're having problems jerking off and can't cum, so you fire up the ol 'puter to get yourself off, good old trusted website
Aaron did you fire up the ol 'puter yesterday? Yes Jesse I started out with nothing but had to go to 'ol faithful and huskied it right up.
'ol faithful by JESSA! March 8, 2010