Femstache

The dark har on some female's upper lip.

Female + moustache = femstache

Did you see that woman? Her femstache was so hairy it looked like there was a fuzzy caterpillar on her upper lip!

by Emmaedamae October 28, 2014

Fastachno

Noun:

Refers to the legendary fu manchu-like mustache sported by Major League Baseball player Sal Fasano.

Can be used to describe a mustache that resembles that of Fasano.

"Wow, that guy has a Fastachno!"

"Check out the Fastachno on that guy."

by Diyanuh January 6, 2008

Fag Stache

a mustache that a faggot (homosexual),or the facial hair of a French or Asian male, yes even beards and goatees that would typically cause one to look very gay. Most prominent being the handle bar mustache.

Guy1: hey man did you see the new guy at work today?

Guy2: yeah he had the gayest fag stache ever

Guy1: yeah I know it was weird because he didn't look French or Asian

Guy2: wow that is really weird

Guy1: hey you wanna do some lines in a 7/11 bathroom

Guy2: sounds like a plan to me

by SuperSam813 December 5, 2009

feustache

Collective reference to the pubic hair in a person's crotch, especially when said pubic hair is well-groomed. Related to the word moustache.

Before wearing a Speedo, you should trim your feustache.

by ghetto blaster August 15, 2006

FOAMSTACHE

Upon sipping from the head of a fine beer like Guinness, the foam left on your upper lift creates a faux moustache appropriated by your fellow man as a foamstache. Commonly seen in fraternizing situations.

"Mmmm man, love this Guiness."

"Fritz you have a foamstache!"

"LOL!"

by DJSEAND August 24, 2009

fagtacked

attacked by a fag or in a fag way.

person1: hey nicefagbag Joe.
person2:*whacks over the head with his fagbag*
person1:Help! I'm being fagtacked!

by Frankie T September 22, 2006

Femstache

A female mustache

Bitch, you need to go get that femstache above your lip waxed.

by Be_nik December 21, 2021