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Douche-Fag

1)A person who is obnoxious, extremely annoying, inconsiderate and is also a brainless utter waste of oxygen with an existence more pathetic than that of a fruit fly.

2)A really Douchy Fag.
Douche-fag:hitler was a very nice person who should be respected.

Kid:Douche-fag...

ex.George W Bush
by Darcs January 26, 2010
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Douche Fag

Vaginally cleansing homosexual. pretty self explanatory.
Douche fag.. I have a friend Tyler, he seems to fit the role quite nicely. LOL.. Love you Ty
by hollylynn January 5, 2009
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E douche fag

A douchebag male in his teens or 20s trying to act cool and hip while smoking an e-cigarette. Usually seen in urban areas. This special breed of douchebag spans all ethnic groups. More prevalent among white males. Said douchebag makes it a point that he HAS to be noticed by everyone, especially women. They will slowly walk and strut for added effect. Notice their extra "plumage" or dressing extra "nice" as to be more "hip".

This special type of douchebag makes you want to go up and punch them in the face at a minimum. Public humiliation, insulting, and taunting is highly recommended. This form of tough love is for their own good.
Look at the e douche fag! Smoking an ecigarette while trying to act cool. Everybody is laughing at him.
by Earl E Kyler December 24, 2013
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don't be a fag

A convenient phrase to use on your homophobic friends whenever they suggest that you do something you don't want to do. This forces them to give up on their idea, because they won't want to seem gay. Normally doesn't require any further explanation.

Note: This will only work if your friends are absolutely retarded.
Jim: Dude, we should totally go to a bar and try to hook up with some girls.

You (in a lazy mood): Dude, seriously, don't be a fag. That's disgusting.

Jim: Oh shit, you're right. Never mind.

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Stan: Dude, that Sara chick totally wants my schlong. Should I go for it?

You (with the intention of hooking up with Sara yourself): Dude, come on. Don't be a fag. How many times do I have to tell you?

Stan: Yeah you're right dude, what was I thinking..
by Schmerka April 19, 2010
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Two Dollar Fag

Derived from the 1820s when Chinese immigrants, who would suck each others penises for the meager price of two dollars a month.

(n.) Slang for one who sucks or wishes to suck another mans dick.

(v.) In the process of sucking another mans dick.
(n.) Rob was acting like a two dollar fag at the bar last night, trying to touch me and shit.

(v.) Beau was two dollar faggin it last night with Rob right after the game!
by bokrossnowdenfig May 12, 2009
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Douche-Fag

an incredible annoying person who deserves being called more than a douche bag and more than a fag therefore douche-fag is the perfect amount of insulting for this situation!
Tim: dude did you just see that guy cut me off?

Randy: what a douche-fag!
by minim3 May 23, 2009
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Douch Fag

A comination of the word douch bag and the word Fag often pionted as an insalt .. but can also mean that a gay guy uses a douch baag
by BSnipes57 May 8, 2009
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