false-advertisement

when a female disguises the upper half of her face, usually with sun-glasses, to improve her sexual appearance when in the company of males

"dude she's hot." -matt
"nah dude, look! she took off her sunglasses." shouts, "that's false-advertisement bitch!" -nate

by phoshizzle41 November 4, 2009

Extraneous Seductive Advertisements

Any ad and/or commercial containing images or any other form of a seductive nature partially or completely unrelated to the product being marketed.

The Stay Asleep Longer Ads (showing two hot girls in a field playing with eachother's hair) are "Extraneous Seductive Advertisements".

by Good Old Tex June 18, 2011

Fappertisement

Advertisement that could be used for fap material.

The lingerie section of Sears, JC Penney, and Kmart found in the Sunday newspaper was the best fappertisement for a young man.

Between that and the comics, my hands were busy before/during/after church.

by Dr Drainage September 2, 2014

walking advertisement

Another, more prosaic term for fanboy. Also a clinically documented disease or syndrome, whose symptoms include excessively trying to get friends/family/strangers to partake in a product, espousing the many wonders of said product, and turning into a hell-spawned daemon when someone says that aforementioned product is shit.

Person: You should play FoRtNiTe

Me: Stop being such a walking advertisement.

by x3y October 18, 2019

niglet advertisement

those little stupid fuckin advertisement things you get in the mail with your credit card bill that nobody wants.

yo man dont you hate those stupid niglet advertisement's. Yeah man there so fucking annoying, i just wanna see my bill not all that stupid fucking shit.

by MYNAMEIST January 27, 2007

Ugly Advertisement Girl

That girl you see on an internet ad advertising a product that makes you squeamish from their ugliness. Often advertises clothes.

Well, just about done messing with kids over Facebook... AH!! What on Earth is that creature on the right side of the screen?!

Hah, that would be an Ugly Advertisement Girl. Hide in fear, child.

by SNARF SNARF January 29, 2008

Badvertisement

Advertisements that are stupid as fuck. One of those commercials or magazine ads that makes you groan and say, WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING OR TRYING TO PORTRAY WITH THIS BULLSHIT!! A completely retarded advertisement. A form of badvertising

Did you see that badvertisement during the half time show? Yah, it was stupid as fuck!

by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009