facilitatious

verb - the act or process of facilitating

Your service would be facilitatious for us to get ahead.

by George Mathanool November 22, 2013

Aquatic Facility’s Guy

Aquatic facility’s guy is a nerdy but good looking(I guess?!?) guy that is somehow smart but also a douche. Lowkey confusing how he survives on this planet. Distinguishable by his intensely floppy hair and an overall hilarious addition to the universe. He is also found almost everywhere!

example: Wow, look it’s aquatic facility’s guy, again!!

by justyourneighborhoodfriend December 24, 2022

Flee the facility

To escape from something or make a run for it.

We had to flee the facility when we seen the car hit the brakes and start to get out.

by Buddy Bestie September 6, 2023

mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.

an announcement to say that things are about to gat very bad

class d: *runs here and there*
PA: mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.
class d: crap noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Adam Goh June 7, 2021

facilitree

a tree where you do #1 or #2, when you don't have a proper toilet, and feel the sudden urge to go. usually easier to do #1.

bob: i need to go do some business.
bill: hey, use a facilitree!
bob: where are they?
bill: uhh...everywhere..?

by faciliphobic May 10, 2006

Facilitize

A horribly incorrect useage of grammar, based on the word facilitate. This word ignorantly runs rampant within Boeing and possibly other corporate entities. Its means, to go make sure that all facilities are in place for an upcoming project.

"John, is stall 1F2 all facilitized? We need that shiz done, hurry the F up!"

"Jesus! Fritz, is it really best practice to facilitize before you even look at the impact of the scenario? Your killing me Fritz."

by ninja787 September 23, 2009

Facilitated Fucking

When one helps you fuck yourself by any means.

Hotdog Xansabar is a master at facilitated fucking.

by Hotdog Xansabar May 28, 2018