1. When the best, or only, appropriate response to a situation is a facepalm from a third party, because words just cannot describe the full extent of thoughtlessness or idiocy as is evident.
2. When you see firsthand, or hear about, somebody doing something so stupid that you cannot imagine said person NOT facepalming themselves, so you facepalm out of pure sympathy.
2. When you see firsthand, or hear about, somebody doing something so stupid that you cannot imagine said person NOT facepalming themselves, so you facepalm out of pure sympathy.
This textbook is facepalmtastic because the publisher let the author get away with saying this:
"Cultural Studies insists that culture must be studied..."
EXCERPT FROM:
Dines, Gail and Humez, Jean M. "Gender, Race and Class in Media" 2 ed. page 10.
"Cultural Studies insists that culture must be studied..."
EXCERPT FROM:
Dines, Gail and Humez, Jean M. "Gender, Race and Class in Media" 2 ed. page 10.
by Jewfish65 October 18, 2008
Get the Facepalmtastic mug.The act of shitting into your girlfriends hand without her knowing then saying something incredibly obvious/stupid that causes her to facepalm herself. Thus covering her whole face with your hot n' steamy mess. Often used as a revenge tactic.
Me: Hey man I gave my girl a Cleveland Facepalm a couple minutes ago!
You: Nice dude! Was that bitch acting out again?
Me: Totally bro! That cunt needs to recognize!
You: Nice dude! Was that bitch acting out again?
Me: Totally bro! That cunt needs to recognize!
by TypicalRacistMoFo March 23, 2010
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When you're doing a girl from behind, and she has her hands up against the wall. You take one of your hands and swat both of her hands out of the way and then she goes smack into the wall.
I gave ya mama the carolina faceplant the other day. Don't give me that bullshit that yo daddy hit er!
by bojzzle June 12, 2010
Get the Carolina Faceplant mug.The act of dropping one's face / forehead into one's hand. Usually accompanied by a "thunk" or a cr a cry of "D'oh!"
Usually written between asteriks in online conversation, to demonstrate an action.
Similar to *headdesk*
Usually written between asteriks in online conversation, to demonstrate an action.
Similar to *headdesk*
by Moondog February 10, 2004
Get the facepalm mug.Like facesitting, this act involves the application of a woman's vagina and bottom to a prone man's face for pleasure and/or domination.
Unlike facesitting, faceslamming involves the woman straddling the man's head and then bringing her ass down hard on the man's face. Smothering, grinding down, or continuing to violently bounce-fuck his head can follow.
Care should be taken to avoid performing this act, especially on a hard surface, as it can easily lead to the man being knocked out by the woman's slamming ass.
Unlike facesitting, faceslamming involves the woman straddling the man's head and then bringing her ass down hard on the man's face. Smothering, grinding down, or continuing to violently bounce-fuck his head can follow.
Care should be taken to avoid performing this act, especially on a hard surface, as it can easily lead to the man being knocked out by the woman's slamming ass.
Paul: I don't wanna sound like I was listening in on you, man, but damn... your bed was squeaking like crazy last night. You were really giving it to her, huh?
Alex: Well, she did fuck me later... But all that squeaking you heard? She was faceslamming the hell out of me.
Paul: ... Whoa.
Alex: Well, she did fuck me later... But all that squeaking you heard? She was faceslamming the hell out of me.
Paul: ... Whoa.
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