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facebook mom 

they are the type of moms that post what happened on their daily lives such as going to the mall with their friends, making breakfast for their children, celebrating a party and so much more.
"A Facebook mom posted a picture going out with her friends at the mall."
facebook mom by replies November 30, 2022

Facebook Mom 

a facebook mom is a mom who posts whatever she's doing or did. You'll probably be seeing her posting stupid or "funny" things her kid(s) said.
Describing a person who is ALWAYS ON FACEBOOK.
POV: judith posts about her kids running away with a laughing emoji.

Omg Sarah is such a Facebook Mom
Facebook Mom by razziebomm December 11, 2022

Facebook mom group 

A term to recognize a group of entitled middle aged women who think that the world revolves around them. IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT, KAREN.

Facebook mom group 

The group where Karens go to complain about the 5% off sale being yesterday and Joe not mowing his lawn on time. This group has one of the lowest IQs and are an annoyance to retail workers around the globe.
Karen: why is this stupid 5% off sale not here today?
Employee: The sale ended yesterday. Go back to your Facebook mom group and complain about how our store sucks and doesn’t have a specific brand of oatmeal, we don’t care about your opinion.
Facebook mom group by Luigi836 August 17, 2020

Infiltrating the Facebook mom group 

when you defeat all other bullies and become the king bully.
Tyler: Damien finally infiltrated the Facebook mom group
Ben: what does that mean
Tyler: infiltrating the Facebook mom group is when you defeat all other bullies and become the king bully
Ben: oh, I see

Brooklin mom Facebook 

Online Facebook group where Brooklin moms get together. The premise to support each other and a safe space for Brooklin moms to share advice. Really a judgmental bunch of "mean girls" run by dictatorship bunch of cattie shoots.
The nail in my Coffin was I didn't agree with the administrator and got kicked out of Brooklin mom Facebook group.