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facebookery

I had a rich hour of facebookery last night.
by mastodude May 18, 2010
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Faceboomer

Member of the post WWII Babyboomer generation who has "discovered" facebook and enthusiastically posts and friends.
Since Debbie has become a faceboomer, her friends and family have been inundated with her friend requests, comments and status updates on facebook, leading her daughter to unfriend her.
by Westport Alice September 7, 2010
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iPod Facebooker

Someone who only goes on facebook through their iPod Touch or iPhone.
Person 1: Why doesn't Jack ever friend request anybody on facebook?
Person 2: Jack's a ipod facebooker, that's why.
by notoriouskimmerz June 23, 2009
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Facebooker Hooker

1. A female who spends more than an hour a day on Facebook. Facebooking. 2. A female who you see at least one notification a day in your email becuase of her post on Facebook. 3. Unrelenting inbox invasion by a female Facebook-posting junkie.
I'm gonna unfriend that Facebooker Hooker if she posts just one more pic of her kid's mid-afternoon poop, or last night's dinner out, or ...
by Pitviper May 28, 2012
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facebookery

The shenanigans or hoodwinks that go on when one posts false or deliberately misleading information on facebook as a joke. Typically occurring within insular real-world communities also connected via facebook.
"Are they really engaged, or is that just facebookery?"
by Natalie Rose Manly King March 23, 2008
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facebooker

1. Anyone who uses facebook.com.

2. facebook+hooker Someone who uses facebook to find sex partners
1. Wow. Nik has really been using his computer a lot lately. He must have become a facebooker like the millions around the world.

2. Mike- "Jannette really needs help. She had sex with some random dude last night."
James- "Yeah, she's a facebooker."
by Maudlin La An May 4, 2010
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FACEBOOKER

ONE WHO SPENDS OVER HALF OF THEIR DAY ON FACEBOOK INSTEAD OF DOING THEIR FUCKING JOB.
MY PURCHASING AGENT IS A FACEBOOKER.
by RICKOLO October 14, 2011
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