retarded ewalk

The process forming a two prong shocker by twisting your index finger and middle finger together and then your ring and pinky finger in the same fashion. After doing so you, insert one of the two forms into the vaginal area and other in the rectum; wiggling them ferociously inside while rubbing the clit with your thumb.

Dude me and that bitch got crazy, not only did i finger her, but i gave her the retarded ewalk and she took it like a champ.

I have one goal tonight and it's to retarded ewalk a bitch.

by BASMAN99 July 21, 2009

Ewatts

An Ewatts is a clever fucker that will always be there for you. A close friend that is just like a brother. The only thing bad about them is you better watch out when they are drunk. They can eat a lot of munchies, sometimes get pissed and throw things at you, or the ever so often disappearing act that sometimes includes them losing their keys, items they were wearing, and falling down or falling on their face.

Ewatts sometimes says "ShupBitch" or makes noises like "BLaAaaTt"

Ewatts usually wears shitty teams like the Lakers and good teams like Duke.

by LumberjackBigT February 24, 2009

exalt

having a lot of dignity

she was very exalt when she sang

by abbyymoore June 29, 2015

ewart

A funny looking, obnoxiously loud, guy that occassionally yells "HOLY DICK", "OH DICK" and the new one "Dun Diddy"

"hey ewart"
"Dun Diddy Dun"

"that thing got a hemi?"
"HOLY DICK!"

by The Grade 12 Guy that yells CHUNK randomly June 8, 2004

Ewald

A Ewald is a person with a heart of gold. Ewald's is the bestest friend you can ever ask for. He is the kind of person anyone will fall for. Ewald is a hard worker and never gives up. He love with all his heart and know what his heart wants. He will always be by your side through tick and tun. Brilliant sportsmanship and help's everyone. He is the best person you kan meet on earth.

Who is that handsome guy?
: it looks like a Ewald because look how he is helping everyone.

by Matthew Marks May 18, 2020

ealth

Charismatic, Funky, Self confident but sometimes can be a but too self confident and needs friends and family to help bring back down to Earth.

Example: She's such an ealth

Example: Don't be an ealth!

by Galore June 16, 2020

ewatcher

A noob that is an npc and always talks in the server like an idiot

Did you hear that new member? He's such an ewatcher.

by abz12121 September 9, 2023