Elton John Fan Club (EJFC)

An imaginary Fan Club that an aquaintance of yours automatically becomes a member of when they do or say something gay.

Guy #1: Hey Bro! Lets go hang out and drink some beers!

Guy #2: No thanks Man. Me and my old lady are gonna watch the Notebook. She likes to comfort me as I cry.

Guy #1: Dude, so how long have you been a member of the Elton John Fan Club (EJFC)?

by thesituation89 January 21, 2010

Eton College Bicycle

An advanced sex position invented by the boys of Eton College to compensate for the paucity of females, or complete lack of altogether. Not recommended for those without a background in yoga or gymnastics. The position: two men assume the crab position, foot to foot, with their heads facing in opposite directions. A third participant (of any gender) straddles one of the men, facing away from them, in a stood reverse cowgirl position. Bent over at the waist, this third participant can then access the other male's genitalia, which it is recommended they then service orally. Two chairs or stools can be used for back support, if necessary. It is rumoured that the rush of blood to the head caused by the crab position prolonged sexual activity and can induce euphoria.

"What's all that noise?"
"I reckon it's Benjamin and Bill attempting the Eton College Bicycle again."
"Do they have a girl this time, or are they just using a C blocker again?"
"Who knows."

by NotABromance March 5, 2018

Erton

Erton is the sweetest and most sexiest human on this earth. This Albanian boy was born to play soccer. He loves to drive his Mercedes around the city. Nobody messes with my man Erton because his boys got his back at all times. He is the BADDEST guy on this planet.

Erton

by Tiktok4life June 8, 2020

Eponine

Character in the Victor Hugo novel, Les Miserables. Fell in love with Marius, however he was in love with Cosette. Involved in a complicated love triangle.
Got shot on the barricade during a fight and died in the arms of Marius, singing "Little Fall of Rain"
Also sang songs such as "On My Own" and "A Heart Full Of Love"

She's in love with him, but he likes someone else... like Eponine.

by _epi_ February 24, 2008

Estonia

the head-ass best country that has ever existed on this doomed planet! 100% communism-free since 1991!

I went to Estonia because that's what cool guys do.

by Jwgmtts November 27, 2018

Eltonia

Somebody who is extremly Gorgeous and sweet. She is the most popular girl in school. Everybody loves Eltonia. She's simply the best.

I hope Eltonia is at school , the day wouldn't be the same without her

by .f.h.i.g December 24, 2016

Eton mess

1. Dessert of English origin consisting of a mixture of strawberries, pieces of meringue and cream.
2. The Conservative Party.

Who's in charge of Britain then? Not sure, but it's certainly an Eton mess.

by CameronSucksBalls May 11, 2010