Enigmatron

A female cyborg who has not yet been programmed for bitchiness.

Here on Alpha Scent Orrie, a good man is as rare as an Enigmatron

by Danny Reynolds January 8, 2009

Eigo Bandit

A Japanese girl (or even a guy) that uses native English speakers for free English Lessons.
Eigo Bandits have no interest in their conversation partner treating them as pets to show off and make pay for dates & coffee that they invite themselves to.
Eigo Bandits only want to speak in English because they do not care for you to learn Japanese.

At the international party there were tons of eigo bandits. They kept coming to talk with me but none wanted to be friends.

by westsan December 19, 2008

Publius Enigma

One of the most bizarre and mysterious publicity stunts/hoaxes/practical jokes ever put on in rock history. In short, a series of odd messages started showing up on alt.music.pink-floyd around the time "The Division Bell" and the subsequent tour was launched. The poster, going by the name of Publius, claimed that he had a message to convey from Pink Floyd that tied in with the central themes from their newest album. People began assuming that he was actually in some way associated with the band rather than a prankster or joker, although skeptics abounded. It became apparent that the poster was the genuine article when he announced a light display that would be seen during the band's stop in East Rutherford, New Jersey on July 18 of that year. Surely enough, "Enigma Publius" was seen in a light display during "Keep Talking" that night. Plenty of other displays would follow, all predicted by Publius. The words "Publius" and "Enigma" would actually show up in the light displays during shows a few more times, including an occasion captured on the "PULSE" video. The band denied having any pre-knowledge of these events, while lighting director Mark Brickman only said that he was told to do certain things to the lights otherwise he would lose his job.

Things became stranger yet as the words "Enigma" and "Publius" showed up in tiny print on the "Momentary Lapse of Reason" mini-discs released in 1994. There are numerous other odd happenings associated with the Publius Enigma that continued until April 5, 1997. The actual identity of the poster and his relationship, if any, with Pink Floyd and/or its management remains a mystery to this day. The Pink Floyd and Co. website maintains all of the original posts and provides a much more detailed history of the Enigma Publius in the "Us and Them" section of the site.

The Publius Enigma was a chain of events lasting roughly three years.

by Squid Wrangler April 23, 2005

eNigger

1. Someone who acts like a Nigger but only online. Majority of these people are of Arab/Palestinian descent for some reason.

Man, did you know that Josef is an arab in person but an eNigger online...

by shdwsclan April 25, 2009

Enigma

A mystery or riddle, of sorts.

Patrick: The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
Milk: *spills*

by Lug1a October 10, 2019

Engorged

Erect to the point of your penis feeling like it’s going to explode. It’s a sign of youthfulness.

Robert: I saw her ass and I swear I felt precum come out of my engorged penis.
Arthur: Wonderful. I hope you don’t bust a fat nut the next time you see a nice butt.
Robert: My dick does what it wants to do.

by True_Lust July 21, 2019

Enigmatic

Mysterious or puzzling;having the characteristics of a conundrum.

He is so enigmatic tht no one can understand him!

by Enigma December 1, 2003