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english muffin time

Generally around 6am, which is the average time english muffins are consumed
"Hey man ill meet you there at about english muffin time okay?"

"Nah thats too early, how about 8"
by exceptional September 5, 2013
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english muffin top

when a girl has a muffin top as a result of eating too many english muffins
By golly, that girl with the english muffin top has been eating english muffins all day long!
by ohhfiasco February 3, 2010
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you're cousin an english muffin

worse than you're mom gay but not as bad at your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, ur sister a mister or ur grandpap a trap
1: ur mom gay

2: no u
1: you're cousin an english muffin
by Circ3 May 11, 2018
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A sexual act involving mashed potatoes on genitals, while consuming an English Muffin.
Emily did the English Muffin Mashed Potato last night. Everyone saw her at that party. My innocence is lost.
by Kellyissofab May 16, 2011
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Thomas English Muffin

When a lady is on the last day of her period and has her nooks and crannies cleaned out by a big dick.
Damn, you gave me a Thomas English Muffin. Don’t even need a panty liner now. Looks like apple butter.
by SkidmarkParade January 13, 2022
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English Muffin

A man with a hat and beard who inappropriately friendly with dogs that he meets in parks.

There is no requirement that they be English. Person or dog.
You see that English Muffin over there befriending our dog?
by ManWithHatAndBeard December 27, 2023
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english muffin code

Code that is written in a way such that there are numerous nooks and crannies that make it nearly impossible to test thoroughly
"The testing team needs to cancel their summer plans to handle regression testing all this English muffin code."
by HabaneroPacifier May 14, 2020
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