English Muffin Mashed Potato

A sexual act involving mashed potatoes on genitals, while consuming an English Muffin.

Emily did the English Muffin Mashed Potato last night. Everyone saw her at that party. My innocence is lost.

English Muffin Mashed Potato by Kellyissofab May 16, 2011

english muffin code 

Code that is written in a way such that there are numerous nooks and crannies that make it nearly impossible to test thoroughly

"The testing team needs to cancel their summer plans to handle regression testing all this English muffin code."

english muffin code by HabaneroPacifier May 14, 2020

Sky the English Muffin 

A sky that stays up too late, particularly in the United Kingdom.

She always saw the Sky the English muffin, whenever she came on vacation.

Sky the English Muffin by _0i May 6, 2019

The Smelly English Muffin

Taking a stick of butter and shoving it in a girls vagine, waiting for the butter to melt and drip on to a piece of bread or preferably an english muffin then feeding it to the girl.

Corey: Hey Sarah wanna go grab a bite to eat
Sarah: No thanks im already full from when Mark gave me the Smelly English Muffin this morning

The Smelly English Muffin by Sashco Mitev October 8, 2008

69 English muffin 

When u combine all the ways to fuck and add an English muffin into the mix

Matt: hey girl you wanna 69 English muffin?

Ashley: yes daddy

69 English muffin by 69englishmuffin May 11, 2018

you're cousin an english muffin 

worse than you're mom gay but not as bad at your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, ur sister a mister or ur grandpap a trap

1: ur mom gay

2: no u
1: you're cousin an english muffin

you're cousin an english muffin by Circ3 May 11, 2018

Thomas English Muffin 

When a lady is on the last day of her period and has her nooks and crannies cleaned out by a big dick.

Damn, you gave me a Thomas English Muffin. Don’t even need a panty liner now. Looks like apple butter.

Thomas English Muffin by SkidmarkParade January 13, 2022