Emosexual

Misguided children who think that their life in the suburbs is too hard for them. So, they dress in black, refuse to listen to normal music, wear pants so tight that their testicles burst, slit their wrists, and log on to myspace. The world hates them and they hate the world and everything is so said boo-hoo. They will also lock themsleves up in their rooms and ask why their life in the suburb is so bad. Emosexual people aren't real, so don't be careful about what you say. They have no feelings, except sadness. You can beat the crap out of them and the only thing that would happen (besides your laughter) is their boo-hoos. Don't treat them normally or you will get an emo kid who thinks he is cool. Not good at all.

Emosexual #1: Hey look, I'm rich- let me slit my wrists!
Emosexual #2: Yeah everyone hates me. Boo-hoo.

Emosexual by Justin P. McGee November 6, 2006

Eiresexual 

(Air-re-sex-ual)
Someone who is sexually attrached to Irish people, or people who have Irish heritage

Or attrached to leprechauns

Everytime I here an Irish accent I get turned on!
I think I am an eiresexual

Eiresexual by emmamarks101 July 8, 2017

emasexual 

A guy named Emanuel who is not ready to come out of the closet however drops many hints about his sexuality.

Emanuel is emasexual

emasexual by Ishaac November 12, 2017

eyesexual 

People who are only attracted to eyes.

- OMG I'm such a simp for eyes.

- So you're eyesexual.

eyesexual by fuckasscum December 31, 2020

emosexual

to my knowledge the best definaition of emosexual would most definatly have to be aaron quisenberry, hes so emosexual!

like oh my god, aaron can wear a size zer, soooo emosexual!

emosexual by mama lover April 13, 2005

emosexual

One who is neither bi nor Gay but pretends to be in order to draw attention to ones self.

Emo: I love girls and boys!! Yay me, be my friend now?

normal person:stfu stop pretending you emosexual fool

emosexual by Tory A. February 1, 2008

Eurosexual

Being attracted to or to prefer the company of a European person.

Hey, are you eurosexual, like me?

Eurosexual by onethinwallaway June 4, 2004