elephantitus

(the incorrect spelling of the word ''elephantiasis'')
adj. derived from the infectious disease elephantiasis which results in mass enlargement of bodily parts. in slang terms it refers to the large girth of the penis and/or testicles in normal males.

girl one: steve has a massive case of elephantitus!
girl two: thats crazy, coz he has really small hands

by mx5 May 14, 2006

elephantitis

A chronic, often extreme enlargement and hardening of hte cutaneous and subcutaneous tissue, esp. of the legs and the scrotum, resulting from lymphatic obstruction, and usually caused by a nematode worm, Wuchareria bancrofti.

Why's that guy have a wheel barrel?...oh... OH!
How the hell do you get your pants on?!
Just make sure you duck when he blows his wad!

by Maximus Testiculus April 4, 2004

Elephantitus

Elephantitus is a condition where the infected part of the body grows abnormally in size.

That muslim fuck with the ball sack that looked like a space hopper.

by Robby O'licious Bacon January 14, 2005

elephantitis

slang for the deforming disease known as elephantiasis(a good example of how a word related to health care can be misheard so easily)

He could have come back from his trip with elephantitis.

by The Return of Light Joker April 5, 2008

Cranial Elephantitis

The medical condition involving severe swelling of one's skull until said skull reaches an absurd girth.

As a kindergartener, Nils learned at an early age that his cranial elephantitis would prevent him from fitting through most doors, and as a result he would die alone and lonely

by LVGP January 22, 2009

elephantitis

the disease where the penis is very small, but the testicles are EXTREMELY large

Look at that guy's junk! He has to have elephantitis!

by Krazy K November 30, 2002

Testicular Elephantitis

1. When an individual (usually a male), has courage enough to attempt a dangerous feat.

2. When an individual steps out of line, especially with an individual much more intimidating than them self.

3. When an individuals testicles grow to monstrous size due to genetic mutation.

1. That guy has a serious case of testicular elephantitis, he just jumped over a moving car!
2.That asshole must have a case of testicular elephantitis to fuck with me!
3. I went to the doctor, and was diagnosed with testicular elephantitis...

by Nathan Savage March 17, 2010