Eggplant is a sexual ritual not a weird ass looking purple vegetable. Eggplant involves 3 partners which 1 partner has to sacrifice himself to fullfill the circle of life throughout this ritual. The ritual consists of 1
female, 1 male and the sacrificial partner must be removed of all genatalia so that the gender can no longer be distinguished. You must acquire
AIDS from a small African child then using chop sticks
cut open the sacrificed partner's stomach and collect the blood mainly from around the bladder. Mix it in a Magic Bullet with Hellmans mayonaise, take that
sticky mixture from
hell and combine it with the African child
AIDS. That is to be the lubricant for the disgusting action im about to describe. You use a woodworking
jig to pry open the sacrificed persons ass cavern and in the process that may take years you slowly stretch the ass cavern so as to not
rip the walls of the ass until it is large enough to fit u and
ur partner into the cavern(remember that hell lube?) ya. once inside build a replica of Fort Sumter where u will role play as 2 army privates discovering rim jobs for the first
time. now break through the ass walls like 1999. fuck you it was a good year.
