Definitions by boogyman1234321

eggplant 

A creepy ass person with huge cheeks on the bottom and a pin head on top. The disperportionateness of their face makes them appear creepishly like an eggplant.

He's such an eggplant, I hope he goes on a cheek fat loss diet and stops stalking me.

eggplant by boogyman1234321 October 24, 2011