Eggman

The one who has the master plan.

I am the Eggman, that's what I am, I am the Eggman, I've got the master plan...

by Tom November 27, 2003

Eggman

The main villian of the famous game series Sonic the Hedgehog. Real name Dr. Ivo Robotnik. He's a scientist obsessed with showing the world how great he is. "The Greatest scientific genius in the word." as he calls himself. Many incarnations had followed him as many different cartoons of Sonic had appeared but the name Eggman differs him from the rest and marking him as the original Sonic villian.

Eggman "Ahh, if it isn't Sonic!"
Sonic "Look, a giant talking egg."
Eggman "I am Dr. Robotnik! The greatest scientific genius IN THE WORLD!" ~ Sonic Adventure/DX
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Eggman "Join the Eggman Empire!" ~ Sonic Adventure 2

by MaRaMa-TSG July 1, 2005

eggman

a word used in the beatles hit song 'i am the walrus'

i am the eggman
they are the eggmen
i am the walrus
goo goo g'joob

by erik September 8, 2004

Egomaniac

1)A self-absorbed waste of oxygen who expects us to grovel at their feet like the unwashed masses they see us as

2.) Someone who talks just to hear themselves (because no-one else will listen)

3.) Someone who posts definitions of their name because they think people care who they are.

4.) The French.
(Unless their country is getting its ass kicked by some invading foreign army then they beg on hands and knees)

5.) US magistrate judges I don’t know if you ever seen one in court but the bastards think they’re GOD (especially when they presiding in mediocre unknown little hic-towns or suburbs)

When in Rome do as the Romans do, when a Celebrity be egomaniacal. (NEVER to be confused with ecumenical)

by Kalynn Smith-Fabrizio December 9, 2003

eggman

A fat guy who doesn't have a life, and can't call pest control to get rid of a hedgehog. He spends billions of dollars to build robots in effort to destroy said hedgehog, but only sends them out one at a time. They commonly have:
Bad aiming LAZOR BEAMS PEWPEWPEW,
Conviniantly placed slot machines,
And easily ripped through armor.

He likes to kidnap little roadkill kissing girls for his own amusement, *coughElisecough* but then gives them back out of boredom or pity. He also likes to kidnap roadkill to lure hedgehogs into his lair, even though hedgehogs hate said roadkill but come in anyway.
Not a genuis even though he says he is.

For a 300 IQ guy, Eggman sure doesn't know how to dial pest control.

by Pest Control November 18, 2007

Eggman

A man who has beenbin prison for 17 days only to get out and have their nudes leaked on twitterdotcom

Eggman. THATS RIGHT NO QUILLS NO PILLOWS ALL POINTS HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA!
sonic: I can't believe how he called out obama like that

by I know about the birds..... February 23, 2020

Egemen

Egemen is the most handsome and smartest guy ever. He loves his family and his girlfriend. He plays FİFA all the time, but he is very succesfull in school either. The most sexy part of him are his lips and eyes. He tells you so much things with his eyes and has the smoothest lips in the world. Egemen is someone who every girl wanted to be in love with!! He is loyal as fuck, sexy as fuck, smart as HELLLL

OMG, did you see that new boy in the class, he is FUCKİN smart!

Yeahh, he is my friend Egemen.

by dimpleseverywere November 22, 2021