essay

assigned by teachers as a form of torture viewed as acceptable by society. Complaining to the teacher about the work it entails it wrong, but said teacher is allowed to bitch and moan about grading it as long as he/she pleases.

Yesterday Mrs. Bitchstein assigned us a 5 page essay to do overnight. Today she complained about grading it over the weekend. What a hypocrite.

by PissedHonorsStudent December 30, 2009

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Eeshal

Eeshal is an amazing girl! She is often confused with Eshal, but she’s different. Eeshal means a flower from heaven or in some cases cute. She has an astonishing figure and many people are jealous of her. She doesn’t let that get to her though. She’s funny and has an amazing personality. Everyone needs an Eeshal in their life.

Omg, Eeshal is so amazing!

by heywassup March 3, 2019

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Eesha

A totally legit gal.

Did you see Eesha yesterday?
Yeah, legit.

by google berry August 22, 2011

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Essay

In the educational system, an essay is a long informational paper that is supposed to be 3 or more pages long with an introduction, at least 3 "detailed" body paragraphs with "source citations" up the wazoo, a conclusion, AND a bibliography with at least (insert large number here) "reliable" sources (NOT Wikipedia). Oh, and did I mention that some of these sources need to be from books & magazines that we always need to run to the library for, too? The topics for these wretched pieces of work are almost always going to be out of your control, so prepare to write about absolute bull. Research for these papers require hours of web surfing and/or book searching, since you need both a "reliable" source and a source in which you can extract a considerable amount of info from. So don't be surprised if you find yourself venturing beyond page 2 of the Google results. In addition to the pain you must endure from just finding useful info in a sea of crap, you must also cite almost EVERYTHING using MLA Format, putting the icing on the cake of frustration. If you don't, your whole essay will be a complete waste (see plagiarism).If you are in high school or college, you also have to write a lengthy evaluation of the sources themselves in your bibliography (a.k.a. "Annotated Bibliography"), which means even MORE running around. Once that cluster of bull is dealt with, the average academic essay is done, and the hell-bent burden of essay writing is lifted. . . for now.

Man, I feel like I just wrote an essay about essays on UD, lengthy words and everything. I gotta lay down. . .

*1 week later*

Aw crap, now I got a legit essay to write. Welcome back to hell.

by BCB5 December 6, 2012

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eeshaan

A strong and handsome, but sensitive man who has wisdom beyond his age. Smart and usually a talented sportsperson and musician, but so humble, he almost seems too perfect to be true.

Roshni: Is that a man or God???
Priya: Oh no, that's just an Eeshaan.

by UrbanPrincess99 February 8, 2017

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