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educate yourself

What someone on the internet says when they want you to see their side of the issue but are too lazy to explain it to you (or don't understand their position themselves). Used in a (usually unjustified) condecending manner.
You don't believe in Particle Physics? Dude, educate yourself!
by Tomfoolery1972 April 4, 2012
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Ejucation

When your below the country's IQ standard and ask the person in front of you if education is spelt with a J
Hey Cynthia, is it ejucation with a j?
by uhfgudhrgir January 7, 2020
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american education system/schools

This is the system of education where students do not actually learn how to do anything useful. This is also where you are served food worse than prisons. Each room also has it's own climate. One room might be snowing and have penguins and other might be having a heat wave. And oh man that dress code is great. Teaching young girls that their shoulders must be covered at all times because it's to "distracting" to the guys and they won't be able to focus on work.
by TheIronPhynix November 13, 2016
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The Education System

An absolute failure of a system that fucks up millions of people's lives that's not only completely outdated and in need of a radical change, but also strips students of their individuality and expects them all to end up in some factory that doesn't even exist anymore.
The education system is basically prison, but we're forced to go through it.
by failüre November 2, 2018
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NA Education

Often used by persons when they have a brain fart(saying something dumb) and blames it on their poor North American Education.
Marsha: Hey what's 100-58?
John: 52.

Peter: I'm sure it's 42 man.

John: Sorry I got that NA education.
by Quzure July 26, 2018
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Youtube Educated

When you believe you're educated about a certain subject by watching several Youtube videos, when in reality, you don't know shit compared to most people who do actual research, and you're just parroting what you heard on a Youtube video with no real citations or sources. Mostly popular with 9/11 conspiracists, global warming deniers, etc.
Tim: John, I'm telling you, global warming is a total hoax, I've seen several youtube videos debunking it!

John: No Tim, you're just youtube educated, and have no idea what the fuck you're talking about compared to people who actually have an education in studying the climate, and have done the research.
by skepticismx January 27, 2014
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Rush Limbaugh education

The type of education whereby all one's information about world events, politics, and religion comes from Rush Limbaugh's radio show.

Basically, an education that brings another ditto head into being. Usually causes one to be narrow-minded, ill-informed, racist, and bigoted in general.
Rush Limbaugh education:

Caller: "Hey Rush, I'm another ditto head. I've studied under you for 10 years and I feel so empowered against these phony libs."

Rush: "Hey good for you. I am indeed El Rushbo the great magnificent cheese, and I'm proud of Americans like you - real patriots willing to fight those dirty terrorists and bring freedom! Thank you, and now we have a commercial break.... Do you feel safe at home? Well, there's a new system here for fighting all kinds of intruders and it's totally 100% effective. Trust me... blah blah blah..."
by Adel7 January 16, 2008
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