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HELL as we can all agree on that, this school can rape you from behind and kill your living soul.As a dank memer myself instead of taskstream we have ugh, schoology.We still have powerschool and its still the same.The lack of grading from the teachers make me want to jump off a cliff.This school teaches your children to try to kill themselfs after getting a 89% (The grade of pain).As you try to remediate just for a quiz while you try to study for a final exam the next f##king day.Also they made a new part of the building for little middle schoolers to enjoy this hell too.
HELL as we can all agree on that, this school can rape you from behind and kill your living soul.As a dank memer myself instead of taskstream we have ugh, schoology.We still have powerschool and its still the same.The lack of grading from the teachers make me want to jump off a cliff.This school teaches your children to try to kill themselfs after getting a 89% (The grade of pain).As you try to remediate just for a quiz while you try to study for a final exam the next f##king day.Also they made a new part of the building for little middle schoolers to enjoy this hell too.
Mother:Child the teacher has not graded your test
Child:That test was a week ago.
Mother:You NEED MASTERY OMG CHILD RETAKE IT NOW
Child:But...(LACK OF GRADING)
Metro Early College High School in a nut shell.
Child:That test was a week ago.
Mother:You NEED MASTERY OMG CHILD RETAKE IT NOW
Child:But...(LACK OF GRADING)
Metro Early College High School in a nut shell.
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Mom: Now don't forget... Thanksgiving dinner at our house. Same time as usual.
Bud: Can't make it.
Mom: What? Why not?
Bud: The marketing gurus at corporate decided that eating turkey with family and friends is less important than adding another full day of retail sales. The mall is gonna be open on freaking Thanksgiving day. Can you believe it? They're rolling out this whole "Early Bird Thursday" deep discounting promotion to add one more full day of shopping before Christmas.
Mom: I suppose, in some way, it's just a different sort of "family value".
Bud: Gold bless America!
Bud: Can't make it.
Mom: What? Why not?
Bud: The marketing gurus at corporate decided that eating turkey with family and friends is less important than adding another full day of retail sales. The mall is gonna be open on freaking Thanksgiving day. Can you believe it? They're rolling out this whole "Early Bird Thursday" deep discounting promotion to add one more full day of shopping before Christmas.
Mom: I suppose, in some way, it's just a different sort of "family value".
Bud: Gold bless America!
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The person on the street you call a dickhead, usually always has hurt ribs and legs. Most commonly from the tomwell area
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2. A Boy who develops early, thus intern is able to skeet earlier. The maximum age for an early skeeter is arguable. Some say the maximum age is 12, others 14. Skeet Magee (the most famous skeeter of all time) is a classic example of an Early Skeeter. Skeet Magee was able to skeet at age 12, though some say that he was born with the ability to skeet, making him the earliest skeeter of all time by at least 10 years.
2. A Boy who develops early, thus intern is able to skeet earlier. The maximum age for an early skeeter is arguable. Some say the maximum age is 12, others 14. Skeet Magee (the most famous skeeter of all time) is a classic example of an Early Skeeter. Skeet Magee was able to skeet at age 12, though some say that he was born with the ability to skeet, making him the earliest skeeter of all time by at least 10 years.
Bob: "My son Timmy succesfully masturbated today!!!"
Jones: "Dude, 1st of all thats nasty"
Bob: "Come on man, hes only 12 years old!!"
Jones: "Damn...thats incredible I forgot he was that young"
Bob: "Yup my Timmy is an Early Skeeter "
Jones: "Your sons a regular F****** Skeet Magee!"
Bob: "Well I didnt say all that, I mean Skeet Magee is a F****** legend man, my son is a pansy"
Jones: "Dude, 1st of all thats nasty"
Bob: "Come on man, hes only 12 years old!!"
Jones: "Damn...thats incredible I forgot he was that young"
Bob: "Yup my Timmy is an Early Skeeter "
Jones: "Your sons a regular F****** Skeet Magee!"
Bob: "Well I didnt say all that, I mean Skeet Magee is a F****** legend man, my son is a pansy"
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Erlyn sang in such a melodic voice. Even as she speaks, she touches the heart of many. Attractive. Definitely your cup of tea. Generous as ever, this lady will help you out in time of need.
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