Everyone Gets A Fucking Trophy Syndrome. Refers to the generation who grew up receiving a participation trophy for every activity they did even if they finished last. They end up with a sense of entitlement and refuse to face reality as they become adults.
Adult #1: Why did the students protest to ban a book about confronting Islam, even though none of them had read the book or knew what it's contents were?
Adult #2: It's not their fault, they have EGAFT Syndrome. They put their feelings above facts and were never taught how to deal with reality.
Adult #2: It's not their fault, they have EGAFT Syndrome. They put their feelings above facts and were never taught how to deal with reality.
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A southern suburb of St Paul, MN. Home of numerous bad employers with high turnover, especially along Pilot Knob Road. The noisy, nearby airport keeps rents low in the business parks, attracting less than desirable employers. An employment ghetto.
Job searcher: This recruiter wants to send me to a job in Eagan. Don't know if I should take it.
Wise friend: Don't walk away. RUN! Those places are revolving doors.
Wise friend: Don't walk away. RUN! Those places are revolving doors.
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Why are you being an Eagan?
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Get the Eagan, Minnesota mug.A law that governs the flow of unfortunate events in time. Applies equally to philosophical, physical, mental, and emotional conflicts. Eagan's Law states that:
"Given a specific set of circumstances, the most personally inconvenient outcome of a situation will always be the end result. Should one make a decision to enact a more convenient solution, that solution will end up becoming more inconvenient than the first.
However, in the event that one recognizes the potential of the most inconvenient outcome, an equally inconvenient but unforeseen outcome shall take its place."
Over the years, many have equated Eagan's Law with Murphy's Law, which holds that "anything that can go wrong will go wrong." Although the two are similar in subject matter, Eagan's Law provides a more comprehensive understanding of unfortunate phenomena than Murphy's Law. Murphy himself admitted this often, crediting Eagan's Law as the basis of much of his own work (citation needed).
"Given a specific set of circumstances, the most personally inconvenient outcome of a situation will always be the end result. Should one make a decision to enact a more convenient solution, that solution will end up becoming more inconvenient than the first.
However, in the event that one recognizes the potential of the most inconvenient outcome, an equally inconvenient but unforeseen outcome shall take its place."
Over the years, many have equated Eagan's Law with Murphy's Law, which holds that "anything that can go wrong will go wrong." Although the two are similar in subject matter, Eagan's Law provides a more comprehensive understanding of unfortunate phenomena than Murphy's Law. Murphy himself admitted this often, crediting Eagan's Law as the basis of much of his own work (citation needed).
Josh: "I went all the way back to the front of the store for a cart, and now we don't even need it. Plus, it's the one with the shitty wheel."
Andrew: "Chalk that one up to Eagan's Law.
Andrew: "Chalk that one up to Eagan's Law.
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