Relation Staycation

When you are so pissed at your significant other that you do everything you can to ignore them for a week or longer, but you are too damn lazy to leave or move out. (It's like a twenty four hour ice, but longer.)

After working all damn day and doing the dishes after dinner, my lazy-ass old woman bitched at me for not cleaning the fucking spoon rest. So I took a week long relation staycation. I fucking hate moving.

by CXR February 16, 2015

Toxic relationship

A relationship between two or more people who are constantly fighting or on thin ice with eachother but trying to maintain the relationship.

“Yo I hear Gavin and Lara are fighting again....”
“Shiii again? They’ve got a really Toxic Relationship, man.”

by LNac May 9, 2018

Relationship dick

The kind of dick that’s so good, you’ll risk it all! Even if you’re not in a relationship, the dick will have you ready to give up your singleness.

Girl!! He got that relationship dick!! Bout to make me cut EVERYBODY off!!

by Honey Dip 💋 April 20, 2018

Erectional Energy

The energy released when your P blows inside a V. Not to be misunderstood as the flow of fluid from sack A to hole B, but a environmentally friendly source of free, safe energy located inside ones testes. Once harnessed the energy will be an alternative power source to fossil, coal, and nuclear energies, making them obsolete.

I was going to pleasure my woman with my daily supply of erectional energy, but instead I sold it and bought monkey.

by Curry_spice January 11, 2012

Screaming erections

A hard cock screaming for immediate use!

Ben Dover had one of his screaming erections when he kissed Susie!

by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016

toxic relationship

When the relationship between two people is toxic, dangerous. They're slowly destroying each other but they don't see it. They're unhealthy for each other, blinded by their romance. A kind of abusive relationship, a toxic relationship is poisonous to the individuals emotionally, spiritually.

They're using each other, it's such a toxic relationship.

by reyholmes June 5, 2018

Imperstateral Relationship

A relationship with a balance of power, in which no person holds authority over another.

"I'd say the relationship is healthy, it seems to be an imperstateral relationship."
"He treats his children imperstaterally."
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by Neville Crusket May 10, 2021