guarding Epstein

To perform a critical task poorly.

e.g. Dad walks in on son playing video game night before book report is due:
"Wow, you're really guarding Epstein with this book report, aren't you?"

by Darko May August 13, 2019

Jeff Epstein

A presumed to be dead financier who invested heavily into bitcoin, the anarcho-capatalist digi-currency. He is also a pedophile, fart-sniffer, and likes to have his balls tugged and pulled by grotesque fat degenerates. Let us not forget, former president Bill "The Dude" Clinton flew on his plane over 20 times along with other various left-wing liberal hollywood shills such as Tom Hanks, Jimmy Kimmel, Steven Colbert and others. I would like to also add that it is very possible he is not dead and instead on a plane headed to Argentina. Jeff was know for many things, but the most important thing to keep in mind is that he was a big jerk.

Jeff Epstein was a crazy motherfucker and if he is alive should have his penis ripped off.

by Spic Dickuloid July 12, 2020

epstein

To have sex with three (Usually female) 16-year-olds at once.

Did you hear kyle pulled an epstein last night? What a pimp!

by DOW September 26, 2006

The Epstein

When you notice that your family has an uncooked salami in the fridge, and you have a hankerin’ for a big piece of meat. You insert said sausage into the vaginal orifice and pleasure yourself. About a week later, when you notice you have an infection, you tell your parents that the sausage they ate for dinner a few nights earlier was in fact the same sausage which you used for your masturbation needs.

Girl 1: Why weren't you at school?

Girl 2: I accidentally gave my family "The Epstein".

by Sammy "Sausage" Swanson March 6, 2009

Epsteinesque

To demonstrate ultimate power and control at the top of one's game by “pulling one’s own plug” as a final comment.

One can only wonder how truly Epsteinesque he ultimately is; so far he has compulsively stumbled into very similar territory as his onetime party friend.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019

epstein

To end a life.........

First seen on a Twitch Channel #Robbaz by #AlexisMason.

I'm going to "epstein" myself.........

That got just got epsteined...........

Let's put an epstein out on that guy............

by #AlexisMason September 15, 2022

niko epstein

Niko Epstein is a name that has great power and all Niko Epstein have great friends. But one weakness is all Niko Epstein have someone who wants them dead

If u think Niko Epstein is
not a queen then ya basic

by Cbcb245690 June 2, 2019