dysfunctional breasts

when one boob is bigger or smaller that the other.

Ja Skank Ho has some crazy dysfunctional titties.

by Frank Fenimore May 13, 2005

Dysfunctional Jerry

Absolute and utter retardedness, flowing immensily from thine vains, progressing to insanity. Beyond retardation.

If dysfunctional Jerry would just sit down, i could watch this fucking powder puff football game at Byers Field.

by Christopher Dunigan/Kelli Shetler November 11, 2004

Dysfunctional Jerry

Orginally came from Jerry's telethon for "special" people. Which always included a retared person coming into view of the camera to get a few more dollars

mother to children misbehaving in backseat, "will you kids shut the #%$@ up, you sound like a bunch of Dysfunctional jerry kids"

by sLuGo September 30, 2005

Dysfunctional Alcoholic

A person who is so addicted to alcohol, that they require alcohol in order to perform simple day to day tasks. This is different from a functional alcoholic, which is someone who can function without drinking and is merely an insufferable fuckwad when they haven't had a drink in a while.

Did you hear about Dave? He's turned into a dysfunctional alcoholic and his house is being reposessed.

by Baldr57 August 10, 2020

dysfunctional creative

Someone who is creative but doesn't know what to do with their life or what they are passionate about.

I am a dysfunctional creative.

by dysf September 30, 2020

Dysfunctional pencil

Describes someone who just doesn’t function as intended or properly.

She’s definitely a dysfunctional pencil - like a pencil with a rubber on both ends.

by Alycisms July 7, 2021

dysfunctional little fuck

Not operating normally or properly or unable to deal adequately with normal social relations.

You're a dysfunctional little fuck. One phone call could get you onto Ricki Lake.

One phone call, you and you're fucked up family. Ricki would get 10 episodes out of you!

by de-pube November 30, 2022