dirtchute

(1.) Not simply the evacuation route for the common deuce but also with some "oppositional irony" (2.) the entry point for the male and prosthetic penis (e.g., jelly cock) -- usually during man-on-man intercourse, and at that, when the recipient is being referred to by the other(s) as "Shirley."

The burly, hairy inmate pumped the white collar criminal in the dirtchute -- "Take it, Shirley," he said -- to the applause of the other inmates in the penitentiary laundry facilities.

by NiraMillson June 21, 2010

dutch marines

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Dutch Marines looks like something you shouldn't look up on Urban Dictionary.

by LeafMaster2k17 April 21, 2018

Dutch Q-Tip

Coming in your partner's ear.

I gave Erica a Dutch Q-tip and the sperm burrowed into her brain.

by captain_mojo November 8, 2010

Dutch Drippings

The occasional stage between a Dutch Oven and Dutch Delight.

"Whoopshie, just dropped a few Dutch Drippings!"

by Rourke's Bulge August 8, 2016

dutch marines

When two gay guys are sucking each other's dicks while jerking off another set of gay guys that are french kissing in a pool very seductively whilst atop a Turkish battleship being sailed by a Saudi Arabian woman in a burka in the Persian golf off the shore of Saudi Arabia.

Shit, that's a whole set of dutch marines.

by Sir Adolfo Hilter March 12, 2020

Chris Dutcher

(Proper Noun) A sexy beast, someone how is always down for a party, drinking, an all around fun person.

Known not to take shit , its pay up or shut up.

Smooth with the ladys, a natural charm, inviting smile , and the best boyfriend you can imagine.

I wish my boyfriend would be a real Chris Dutcher!

by Jealous Girl September 26, 2011

Going Dutch

When each person (typically in a dating scenario) pays for their own meal.

Becky: Did he pay for your meal?

Linda: No, we both decided we were going Dutch.

by Amalita Brungoli April 24, 2017