Drunkstin

An alcoholic whose real name is Justin drunk ass

Drunkstin got wasted at the bar last night...again.

by CrazyRay March 7, 2005

drunkself

Your alter ego when you're drunk or intoxicated.

"Last night at the party I was strippin' naked on a table... I hate my drunkself."

by Wizard-Lizard March 6, 2016

drunksnuggle

Snuggling with someone or something while intoxicated.

Something ain't right when you drunksnuggle up with some mayo.

by DrinkyMcDrunkFace September 17, 2017

drunksturbate

Attempting to masturbate while drunk. This usually results in either losing one's erection, or falling asleep from exhaustion, as achieving an orgasm while drunk takes impossibly long.

Bobby's mom caught him asleep with his cock in his hand after he had drunksturbated the night before.

by Roth Vantage October 23, 2016

DrunkShulker

Relatively famous 8b8t player who made the first 8b8t custom client called Bartender. He either is your friend, you're his fanboy, you aren't that interested in him, or you hate him. Constantly accused of adding a back-door to his client by haters.

Player 1 (normie): Did DrunkShulker add a RickRoll into Bartender that plays whenever you hit him?
Player 2 (normie): Yes
Player 3 (hater): Yes, he also added a backdoor!!!
Player 4 (fanboy): Yes, he only did that because you're so mean to him!
Player 5 (normie): No, he didn't add a backdoor you moron

by TudbuT January 13, 2021

drunkspacing

The act of browsing myspace after a late night drinking session. This usually entails leaving drunken comments to "friends" you rarely talk to, befriending your boyfriend's ex-girlfriend, and filling out pointless surveys with answers you think are absolutely hilarious.

"I think I'm gonna go back to drunkspacing after I finish this New Castle"

by Neekoh July 24, 2008

drunksauce

The sweat that comes the morning after heavy drinking that smells like a disgruntled version of whatever you were drinking and instantly disgusts all women within a 30 yard radius.

He was covered in drunksauce and twitching from yesterdays overindulgence.

by HoboG September 14, 2007