These are people who grew up with the Johto Pokémon games (Gold, Silver, and Crystal) for the Gameboy/Gameboy Color. Similar to a 'Genwunner', they believe that only a set number of Pokémon exist (251 in total), and will disparage any Pokémon fan who like anything related to Pokémon past what Johto introduced, claiming that Pokémon 'died' after that.
Around 2008, these people had a prominent trait similar to a 'Hoenn Baby', in which they believed a remake of Johto would be the second coming. Nowadays, these people flaunt the superiority of their Johto remakes, disparaging anything before, or after them, claiming that they are perfect in every possible way.
Around 2008, these people had a prominent trait similar to a 'Hoenn Baby', in which they believed a remake of Johto would be the second coming. Nowadays, these people flaunt the superiority of their Johto remakes, disparaging anything before, or after them, claiming that they are perfect in every possible way.
Johto Drone: "Hey, what's your favorite Pokémon game?"
Normal Person: "Pokémon Black or Whi-"
Johto Drone: "Black or White? Play a real Pokémon game, like Crystal, or Soul Silver!"
Normal Person: "But.. the new Pokemon are cool..."
Johto Drone: "Anything past Celebi is a Digimon!! I remember when the Pokémon were unique and creative, and not these rehashes!! Johto Pokémon had the last good designs before it all went downhill!!"
Normal Person: "Pokémon Black or Whi-"
Johto Drone: "Black or White? Play a real Pokémon game, like Crystal, or Soul Silver!"
Normal Person: "But.. the new Pokemon are cool..."
Johto Drone: "Anything past Celebi is a Digimon!! I remember when the Pokémon were unique and creative, and not these rehashes!! Johto Pokémon had the last good designs before it all went downhill!!"
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Editor: "Don't drink too much at happy hour. You have to be at that zoning meeting by 7 p.m."
Reporter: "Whatever. The meeting is just down the street from the bar, and even after a few shots, I'll still be drunctional enough to get what I need and submit my story by deadline."
Reporter: "Whatever. The meeting is just down the street from the bar, and even after a few shots, I'll still be drunctional enough to get what I need and submit my story by deadline."
by minkiekitten October 8, 2009
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The acronym "ATS" refers, of course, to the multitude of automated "applicant tracking systems" used by many employers to dehumanize the recruiting process and subject applicants to cruel and unusual forms of torture, including having to re-enter their entire resumes in tiny little fields after having uploaded a perfectly acceptable resume document.
The acronym "ATS" refers, of course, to the multitude of automated "applicant tracking systems" used by many employers to dehumanize the recruiting process and subject applicants to cruel and unusual forms of torture, including having to re-enter their entire resumes in tiny little fields after having uploaded a perfectly acceptable resume document.
Scully: "Hey Mulder, whatever happened with that job you applied for that seemed a perfect match for your awesome skills?"
Mulder: "Thanks for asking Scully, but I was the victim of an ATS Drone Strike."
Scully: "Those bastards!"
Mulder: "Thanks for asking Scully, but I was the victim of an ATS Drone Strike."
Scully: "Those bastards!"
by Clark F. Kent September 12, 2018
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by cal trippin jr. June 3, 2009
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Did u hit the button to cross the street?
ughhhhhhhh ummmmmmm yeaaaaaaaa that
Dude, rele, get the F off facebook and look out where ur going
Steps off curb and gets hit by bus.....
Laugh's....One less Smartphone Drone in the world.
ughhhhhhhh ummmmmmm yeaaaaaaaa that
Dude, rele, get the F off facebook and look out where ur going
Steps off curb and gets hit by bus.....
Laugh's....One less Smartphone Drone in the world.
by TONY70795492 July 26, 2011
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by Pseudostiff June 30, 2009
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Plural: Obama Drones AKA: Obot, Obamatards, sometimes referred to in the possessive form: Obama's Drones
Plural: Obama Drones AKA: Obot, Obamatards, sometimes referred to in the possessive form: Obama's Drones
"I went to comment on a diary at daily kos that was critical of Obama's policies and the comment threads had already been carpet bombed by Obama Drones to make it seem like he was still popular."
"Obama's Drones can't seem to keep their talking points in formation on Twitter with their comments on the NY Times' news of the Banks crimes spinning out of control."
"Obama's Drones can't seem to keep their talking points in formation on Twitter with their comments on the NY Times' news of the Banks crimes spinning out of control."
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