driveway

A euphemistic word for a vagina. Works well when complimented with park.

Me: I'm gonna get all up in your driveway
Girl: Just don't hit my mailbox again
Me: Um...what?

Someone else: I'm gonna park in your driveway
Girl: Um, excuse me?
Someone else: ...Well...I guess i could park up your street?
Girl: Ugh, you are so immature.
Someone else: Um...what?

by stalkingturkey July 20, 2008

driveway jewelery

A highly expensive car or motorcycle, that's been left to sit in the driveway, unused. Much like a flashy diamond ring or gold necklace, it's sole purpose is that of demonstrating wealth, to those who see it.

"That's a fourty-five thousand dollar bike in his driveway, with only a hundred kilometers on it. Clearly, he bought it for driveway jewelery and bragging rights."

by D. Gould January 13, 2006

driveway penis

An expensive or sporty car purchased to make up for one's sexual inadequacy.

Bill' new corvette is a real driveway penis.

by Kent Lane December 24, 2008

Rogue Driveway

One of those driveways that are a challenge to get into and a miracle to get out of safely. Usually known for tipping cars to odd or uncomfortable angles, inducing old women to blanche repeatedly, and causing accidents of all kinds. A redneck staple. Usually indicative of irresponsibility.

Watch out for that Rogue Driveway on the blind turn.
Old trucks shoot out of there at 60 miles an hour.

by Moonsyne August 9, 2010

driveway

something like a road that is for parking cars on that leads to your house.

I parked my car on the driveway.

by trinbin October 30, 2003

driveway puddle shallow

Someone who is so shallow that they are practically on top of the water

She is the exact example of someoen who is driveway puddle shallow, she will only go out with someone with a job, has a lot of money, 6' 4 educated etc...

by drivewaypuddleshallow July 30, 2011

nice driveway

A corruption of the Polish toast na zdrowie, used in jest as a toast when very drunk.

After tripping and falling down in the bar, John stood up, grabbed a bottle of beer off of a stranger's table held it up and said "Nice Driveway" before taking a swig.

by aaronk56 January 23, 2014