douchery\´dü-sha-réé \ n: 

(a) a large building, warehouse or complex where douche is produced in mass. (b) a smaller building i.e. certain bars, restaurants or brewery's where fine, quality or aged douche is created and fermented. (c) a single individual purveyor of douche, when referring to an individual quality can be sacrificed for quantity!

That bar is a total douchery\´dü-sha-réé \ n:

Every time that guy opens his mouth it's like a tour through a douchery\´dü-sha-réé \ n:

douche douchery ´dü-sha-réé dushary douche bag

douchery\´dü-sha-réé \ n: by Space_Cowboy_ April 14, 2011

republican douchery 

when any member of the GOP says or does something racist, classist, misogynistic, discriminatory, bigoted, unlawful, nonsensical or generally stupid and insensitive.

The government shutdown is the latest great example of modern republican douchery.

republican douchery by LuvNugger October 3, 2013

Musical douchery 

when the composer or writer of a song puts in a part of a song that makes no sense as to why it would be there and so the only explanation is that it is there simply to screw with the musicians and/or audience

Musician #1 "Why do we go back to minor for three bars? It's completely pointless"
Musician #2 "No idea, must just be some musical douchery"

Musical douchery by Nooche13 February 26, 2011

White Douchery 

A person, usually white, who is a giant douche.

Tom wears unbutton t shirts and caps from the gap. There for he is a White Douchery.

White Douchery by The Shadowily figure July 20, 2010

carla douchery berry 

the act of a miss carla berry

i got really wrecked i pulled a carla douchery berry....made a total mess of my self

carla douchery berry by Carla Berry November 2, 2008

Jack douchery 

Jack douchery is the artful combination of being both a complete jackass and behaving like an unbelievable douche.

Just when you thought that Mr. Smyth couldn’t out do himself and be more of a dick, he took his jack douchery to a whole new level.

Jack douchery by Barry Madonginer February 28, 2024

Doucheyne

The Uberest of Douches. As a Lioness is to a cougar, so is a Doucheyne to a douche.

Son: Who was that Douche we just saw at The Crossing Over Show?

Dad: Son that was John Edwards, he's a Doucheyne, The Biggest Douche in the Universe.

Doucheyne by PeterNortherly May 4, 2014