The art of being a major douchebag.
by WMS August 12, 2006
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The Douche Patrol aims to expose all douches across the globe. We see all forms of doucheness and the ill-effects that result.
The Douche Patrol aims to expose all douches across the globe. We see all forms of doucheness and the ill-effects that result.
John Doe was out clubbing this weekend with such doucheness that it was a total turn off to all his fellow clubbers.
by Douche Patrol October 31, 2009
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Conceited, dickish pervert with a penis that measures just .5 cm. Also defined as: Cocky trumpet player that masturbates daily, and enjoys public hand jobs.
My God, he is such a Douchenheimer (Sam). He made his girlfriend get him off in the back of the movie theater.
by -->flounder<-- February 27, 2011
Get the Douchenheimer mug.Plural: Douchedicks
Verb: Douchedicking
Past Tense: Douchedicked
1. The act of using your penis to clean out the vagina of a woman
2. A contemptible or irritating person who favors named brand expensive items and often uses the word "bro" a lot. Typically they are a person who lacks a reasonable understanding of the means of other people and they often have an unjustifiably high belief in their abilities.
Verb: Douchedicking
Past Tense: Douchedicked
1. The act of using your penis to clean out the vagina of a woman
2. A contemptible or irritating person who favors named brand expensive items and often uses the word "bro" a lot. Typically they are a person who lacks a reasonable understanding of the means of other people and they often have an unjustifiably high belief in their abilities.
1. Tommy drew the short straw and got sloppy seconds. Now he was going to have to douchedick the girl to get rid of bob's semen.
Sarah had not washed her vagina in three months, meaning Billy was douchedicking her the whole time.
2. My boss likes to scream and yell at me, but every time he does he ends it with "bro". My boss is such a douchedick.
Edward and his friends complained about jobs paying under $50,000 a year for new college graduates. They railed against it, believing that no one could survive on such low pay. They also complained about single mothers milking their tax dollars, further diminishing their salary. Edward and his friends are douchedicks.
Sarah had not washed her vagina in three months, meaning Billy was douchedicking her the whole time.
2. My boss likes to scream and yell at me, but every time he does he ends it with "bro". My boss is such a douchedick.
Edward and his friends complained about jobs paying under $50,000 a year for new college graduates. They railed against it, believing that no one could survive on such low pay. They also complained about single mothers milking their tax dollars, further diminishing their salary. Edward and his friends are douchedicks.
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Get the Douchendorf mug.A unit of measurement for use with a douchometer in calculating the precise level of douchism a particular object or potentially douchebaggish person may exhibit. Part of the standard metric system, especially when used in places that use the metric system.
by codyandgarrett October 20, 2009
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"Hey... have you ever heard of a Medium Johnsonrod Carolina Hot Sauce Flapper?"
"No... it must be something some urban douchenary made up."
"No... it must be something some urban douchenary made up."
by Arthur J. Vandelay November 5, 2009
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