Doucheless

When things, places, events, etc. occur without an offensive, hated person present.

This party is doucheless without Marc here to ruin it.

by Chicadee23 September 8, 2010

douchelete

someone who is real good at being a douche...

athletes are good at sports, doucheletes are good at being douches

you are such a good douchelete!

by aakasd420 October 5, 2010

Doucheflake

A snowflake who can’t stand other people’s opinions or real-world facts, yet has no problem jamming their fantasy bull crap down everyone else’s throat.

The doucheflakes were out in force, crying about police brutality while throwing any rock or bottle within reach.

by Ice Cream Operator December 28, 2020

Douchefiend

A person that comes on to you thinking they are all but when in fact thay are a douchebag and won't take NO for an answer and you show no interest then they fiend on ya like a Stalker.

Wow! I was out with my friend's over the weekend and this Douchefiend just wouldn't leave me alone.

by Bratastic Rhonda February 19, 2010

Douchele

Douchele (Doosh-ul) is short for Douche-hole. It is used in the same context as douche, but used in special occasions when one goes above and beyond the definition of a douche.

Carl, quit being such a douchele.

My boss Scott, is a douchele by nature.
That douchele should not be allowed to drive.

by douchele January 21, 2013

Douchesleazery

The act of being a douche and a sleazebag simultaneously; to be intentionally and idiotically insulting while treating women terribly.

Jesus, you stood up a girl to have a one-night stand with another? That's some ridiculous douchesleazery, even for you.

by for_great_justice June 2, 2014

doucheplex

Adjoining housing for douching douche bags.

The neighboring douche bags had to hurry home to their doucheplex to douche the day away so they could be ready to receive the night.

by sinner86 December 17, 2007