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douchenozzle

1) the tip that connects to the bottle and is inserted into a woman's vagina
during douche.

2) Someone who is beyond the normal
annoying stage.
Charlie wouldn't shut up during the concert, he was a complete douchenozzle
by mike short May 14, 2005
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Douchenbach

"Man, that guy is such a douchenbach!"
by Angelikki October 18, 2008
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douchenozzle

Like a douche, but more fun to say
God Charles, you're such a douchenozzle.
by R eezy February 5, 2015
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Douchenozzle

A guy who is a bitch because he's overcompensating for his non-existent dick
No one likes you, you're such a Douchenozzle
by D-Monkey May 8, 2018
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Douchenozzel

The lead douche or douche director of a larger group of douches
John: I was at the pool hall when Jeff and his friends showed up and took over the place.
Doug: Yeah jeff is a real Douchenozzel!
by Antidouche August 26, 2009
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douchenoggin

Hey Rob.B, You're a Douchenoggin!!
by GiantBrain February 4, 2008
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douchemobile

Any vehicle purchased and driven strictly to fulfill any one or a combination of the following purposes: be the "fastest", look the "coolest", to have the most "bling", to look the most "furious", be the loudest, be the "meanest", be the "biggest road hog" or to be the most expensive.
1) Wu-Oh, there goes another C6 doing 130 MPG on the interstate. I bet he thinks he's too fast to cause a multi-car pile-up. He definitely looks the "coolest", so I'm sure he won't go to jail for doubling the speed limit once he's pulled over!

2) Hey look at that Yukon over there with the 24" spinners and chrome all over. It's the biggest, meanest road hog with the most bling I've ever seen!

**Please note, it is common knowledge that drivers of these type of vehicles are most commonly defined under the douche category with applicable similar definitions such as douche nozzle, douche bag or douche knob to name a few. These individuals are typically very easily identified by cocky, irrational and generally childish behavior. Many of these drivers refer to their douchemobile(s) as "american muscle" which is generally a pseudo-patriot excuse to waste more gasoline during the middle of an oil crisis.
by idespiseyou April 12, 2010
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